• coffee +NYTimes = Sunday bliss #
• Just read idiotic Thomas Friedman column. No longer in state of bliss. #
• Baking desserts with my big oil comrades #
• LET'S GO ANGELS! #
• Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Wal-Mart #
• Eh, go Phillies? #
• Drinking organic fair trade whatever coffee in my Barack Obama coffee mug, and then proceeding to go work for Big Oil #
• I think the Pyongyang metro has better on-time performance than the one in DC. When they have electricity, that is. #
• We need a Guy Fawkes Night celebration in DC #
• Supposed to be studying for my Russian mid-term tomorrow… #
• One month from now I will be back in California. For three days. #
• @mjanderson lol, saving vacation days for a possible Europe trip over Xmas in reply to mjanderson #
• Bad decision, dude! RT @LiberateLaura: An NK propagandist's wet dream: 30-y-o SK resident defects to the north via DMZ. http://bit.ly/4gteod #
• Malls are depressing #
• Henceforth, I will now write all dates in Juche format. 28 October Juche 98. #
• Yes, I'm going to vote for Creigh Deeds. NOW STOP CALLING ME! #
• Hello, Thursday. So nice to see you, but I wish you were Friday. #
• @pointerj I would recommend the British English -> American English function on Google translate in reply to pointerj #
• Dude seriously creigh deeds stop calling me!!! #
• Drinking elitist beer at rfd #
• Looking forward to brewing beer and breaking clays this weekend #
• The best microbrewery in Pyongyang…or all of North Korea for that matter #korea #dprk http://su.pr/2H4ieB #
• I wish all kitchen appliances came in camo #
• Brewing beer with @pointerj #
• DC is the only city where you will see someone dressed up as a UN peacekeeper superhero for Halloween #
• I'm not sure of this dude is supposed to be an Asian Robert E Lee or a member of the Beatles. So confused #
• It's true, our Berlin wall costume was the best this city has ever seen. Embassy trick or treating next year…it's on #

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• Went to Ukrainian festival. Ate Ukrainian food and drank Obolon #
• going to Wal-Mart and buying ammo in bulk doesn't make me a redneck, does it? #
• making peppermint chocolate chip scones #
• Shut down Red Lobster! Endless Shrimp is an abomination to the Lord! #
• Tracy and I are going to tryout for The Amazing Race. Together we are unstoppable. #
• YEAH ANGELS! #
• ugh I want to move back to CA. Did you see that weather in Anaheim? East coast sucks. #
• Dentist appointment then three hours of Russian. Could this day get any better? #
• This game sucks…and I am really craving a Carl's Jr. Western bacon cheeseburger with a side of onion rings. Damn stadium ads. #
• Ленин — жил, Ленин — жив, Ленин — будет жить! #
• Possible two day trip to Chernobyl in summer 2010…who's down? #
• US Imperialists visit Pyongyang park, impromptu dance party ensues http://su.pr/6I7FYw #
• You know what I hate? PowerPoint presentations. #
• Would you pay $4.95 to see Dubya give a "motivational" speech? http://bit.ly/2mi6aT #
• WAY TO GO SCIOSCIA #
• Why yes, my rally monkey is sitting right next to me on the couch #
• HALOS WIN! Great game #
• I live vicariously through myself. #
• Hello, burrito coma #
• LOL! RT @FakeAPStylebook: Always capitalize 'Bible.' You don't want to get letters from those people. #
• Hoping the weather holds up tomorrow morning so I can break in the new shotgun. If I lived in California, this wouldn't be a problem. #
• Put 100 rounds through the new shotgun this morning. Works beautifully. Thank you weather for cooperating! #
• Had a mini PDHS class of 2000 reunion tonight in DC #

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• Help…lost in corn maze. Need flare gun #
• Angels sweep sox! MLB iPhone app live streaming FTW! #
• Sporting clays, smores, West Virginia, and the Halos sweeping the Red Sox…another lovely fall weekend #
• eating a peanut butter chocolate cupcake for breakfast to make up for the fact that we don't get Columbus Day off. #
• All I want for Christmas is a Freeway Series (and Angels win) #
• I really don't want to sit through three hours of Russian #
• At work, even though @bobmcdonnell thinks I shouldn't be! #
• Krispy Kreme pumpkin donuts for breakfast courtesy @pointerj #
• This weather sucks #
• I want to make Glenn Beck cry. What do I need to do to accomplish this? #
• 3g in the metro…finally #
• I'd rather be in SoCal #
• Looking forward to Angels vs Yankees tonight. Better not get rained out. #
• nice one Dodgers #
• Driving outside the Beltway to Fredericksburg…scary #
• Only person here not wearing camo #
• Now the proud owner of a 12 gauge beretta shotgun. Yes even my firearms are elitist Europeans #
• Going to see Jon Stewart at GW! #

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• @flightblogger what are you going to PSP for??? My hometown! in reply to flightblogger #
• Brickskeller! (a real bar) #
• How did I get on the Ladies' Home Journal e-mail list? "Snuggle-Up Suppers for Fall" WTF?!?! I think that requires using a stove… #
• @mjanderson Oh, I do…I'd just rather have someone else do the cooking! in reply to mjanderson #
• Finally uploaded the 1,300 photos from North Korea. Only took me three weeks: http://su.pr/35cZTa #
• Free London fog latte ftw #
• Tonight's class covered "getting married in Russia". Must now acquire Russian husband. #
• Omg two dudes on metro wearing Texas flag shirts and American flag bandanas. DC tourists never cease to amuse me. #
• I really wish there was a Krispy Kreme by my office #
• @pointerj ah, but sometimes you just want a pumpkin donut and coffee from Krispy Kreme still have to try the fro-yo place! in reply to pointerj #
• Put the French vanilla creamer in your coffee. It's just like being in a Parisian cafe. Or not. #
• Angels vs Red Sox in exactly 12 hours… #
• hired a shooting instructor. next stop: olympics. then glory. #
• Wooo Torii Hunter! #
• ANGELS WIN! #
• YO OBAMA, I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT MIKHAIL SERGEYEVICH GORBACHEV WAS THE BEST NOBEL PRIZE WINNER OF ALL TIME. #
• FYI, stay away from hot sauce called "Satan's Blood" #
• When a Big Oil lobbyist e-mails you photos of polar bears hugging dogs and writes "this made my day", you really start to worry about them #
• Looking forward to game 2 tonight. Go Angels! #
• Why do random people always ask me where the nearest gas station is?do I have big oil written on my forehead or what? #
• Another halo victory! #
• Up way too early on a Saturday, drinking coffee, and off to Centreville to go shooting #
• Yeeeah I don't mean to brag, but I was hitting a lot of the harder clays that the guys kept missing… #
• Headed to West Virginia #

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• Just finished breakfast…chocolate chip and peanut butter pancakes #
• Are people in NJ too dumb to pump their own gas? #
• In my mailbox: "Do you trust oil companies and trophy hunters with the fate of the polar bear? Sign the petition to save polar bears." #
• mussels, frites, beer, and chocolate…just like Belgium! #
• Arirang Festival Mass Games – 100,000 North Koreans performing for the Dear Leader: http://su.pr/9aF2Dm #
• really looking forward to alumni weekend! #
• anyone want to play floor hockey on Thursday nights? #
• Ugh it's cold #
• I am eating candy corn for breakfast. Yes, fall has officially arrived! #
• Wish I had thought of Chop't. I'd be sitting on a beach in Costa Rica right now… #
• I like my sugar with coffee and cream #
• I love sweet tea vodka and shuffleboard #
• Strange being back on the GW campus #
• GW WHERE IS MY GODDAMN BRICK??? #
• Found my damn brick!!! #
• Drinking beer and eating chocolate covered bacon #
• Jumped around on an inflatable joust arena with a giant chicken #
• @mjanderson you wish you lived in pentagon city! in reply to mjanderson #

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• Communist hotels are usually the best hotels: http://su.pr/90seoq #
• North Korea's version of Coca Cola (now with more crabonation!): http://su.pr/1wV9fe #
• not looking forward to three hours of Russian tonight #
• A good cause to send some $ / € / £ / ¥ / etc to: http://www.saveweave.org #
• There are way too many crazy people in DC #
• North Korean amusement parks are far superior to Disneyland: http://su.pr/7hpfgC #
• @jesssteyers Koryo Tours…highly recommend them if you are planning a trip to the DPRK! in reply to jesssteyers #
• @LiberateLaura we tried our best Thanks for the RT! in reply to LiberateLaura #
• @jesssteyers was there sept 8-12. Our guides were two mr kims and a ms lee in reply to jesssteyers #
• New jersey turnpike = Frustrated Californian #
• IRISH WEEKEND! #
• We need Wawa in Arlington #
• You wish you were Irish! #

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• So nice to see obama's smiling face when you clear customs #
• @mjanderson koryo air, the state owned airline in reply to mjanderson #
• a burrito never tasted so good… #
• I am going to apply for "Real Housewives of DC" #
• "We need honest politicians, not communist czars!" LOLWTF? #
• ugh, is it time to go back to Costa Rica yet? #
• I think I will move to Belgium. So civilized there, and great beer, chocolate, and fries with mayo. What's not to love? #
• A burrito beats kimchi anyday #
• Ridiculous that VA requires a safety inspection every freakin year #
• Thinking it might be fun to crash the values voter summit #
• DC tourists are ridiculous. Just say no to fanny packs. #

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• was almost killed on a North Korean rollercoaster but managed to escape the country alive. Now in Beijing, back to the US tomorrow. #

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• @inmylife99 dude, let me know next time you are playing and I will hop on Mario Kart as well! in reply to inmylife99 #
• very much looking forward to visiting the Chinese People's Liberation Army shooting range to play with commie machine guns! #
• If you want a postcard from North Korea, send me your address…no guarantee it will actually be delivered… #
• They are remaking Red Dawn? WTF? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1234719/ #
• Packing list: flashlight (blackouts happen), cipro, trail mix, beef jerky, lots of candy, CA sweatshirt (represent), earplugs (for shootin') #
• Off to china and north Korea until 9/13. If not back by then please contact Bill Clinton and hold a candlelight vigil of some sort. Cheers #
• Oooh big plane. Aisle seat ftw but no socks and eyeshades like good ol British airways #

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• got my tetanus shot and a 10 day supply of Cipro #
• Pastrami = greatest lunch meat ever? #
• FACT: DC has the worst metro system in the world. #wmata #
• Ugh, Virginia car tax. A small price to pay for not having to live in the hell that is DC. #
• Why do I always get stuck in the metro car with screaming children? #
• Planning a weekend trip to Tennessee in October. It's BYOBG (bring your own bibles and guns) #
• @MaryBonoMack hmmm I don't recall you complaining about out of control spending when Bush was in charge. You think the Iraq war is free? in reply to MaryBonoMack #
• Omg rite aid across from my apartment building now sells red vines and otter pops!!! #
• tempted by the Beijing shooting range/Great Wall combo tour. You can shoot anti-tank grenade launchers and anti-aircraft guns! Pure bliss. #
• The only thing motivating me to get out of bed this morning is the thought of a tasty burrito for lunch #
• Yeah, #wmata, let's run blue line trains every 8+ minutes. Great idea, idiots. #
• @lcdthethird see http://bit.ly/P7GSP
  a few other companies also offer this in reply to lcdthethird #
• @beijingfairmont see http://bit.ly/P7GSP
  a few other companies also offer this in reply to beijingfairmont #
• I love the smell of gasoline #
• a bit miffed to discover there is now a "Cali-Mex cantina" near my old dorm in London. Woulda been nice to have that in 2004-05… #
• Braved the rain for yet another burrito excursion. #
• I hate when bartenders can't pour a proper pint of Guinness #
• anyone in DC have small denomination euros I can buy off you? Or trade my large denomination euros for? #
• Arlington county fire department has a great response time. VA taxpayer dollars at work! #

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