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I'm an expat Californian who is obsessed with traveling to strange and exotic destinations in the former Communist Bloc. I also like tacos, surfing, and the geopolitics of oil. Washington, D.C. is currently my home, but I'm looking to break out of this fetid swamp someday. Read more about me here, check out my photo album, or send me an e-mail.

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Reading: Telex From Cuba

Watching: Nothing, really

Listening to: Jack's Mannequin, Rage Against the Machine, Arcade Fire, Gogol Bordello, The Clash

Playing: Soccer and Wiffleball (finally!)

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April 02, 2008

Game on

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PWL photos

This past Sunday marked the start of the Potomac Wiffleball League's spring 2008 season. Because the federal government hates wiffleball, we've been forced to move our games to Fort Reno Park near Tenleytown. The location itself isn't too bad, but I miss Gravelly Point and the planes that fly overhead (not to mention it was a short drive from where I live in Arlington).

In addition to new fields, we've also changed our team name to the Crazed Mud Puppies. I had no idea what a mud puppy was until I googled the phrase. I imagined a deranged puppy (dachshund, most likely) rolling around in a puddle of mud. In reality, a mud puppy is some sort of salamander and looks like this:

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WTF?

So far we are 1-1 this season. Granted, our win was due to the other team forfeiting, but whatev.

October 31, 2007

MARCH ON THE DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR

Tony took a short break from rebuilding the Iraqi Air Force (seriously) to photoshop some signs for a protest (date TBD) in front of the Department of the Interior, where the anti-wiffleball National Park Service is headquartered. Thanks, dude.

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I think we'll also need wiffle bats, a drum circle, face paint, bullhorns, and whatever else people bring to protests. It can't be too hippie-ish, though, as us PWL'ers are all hard working professionals. A protest song would be cool. I vote for "Killing in the Name" by Rage, mainly due to the last verse.

Fear us, National Park Service apparatchiks!

October 27, 2007

Feds hate wiffleball

Just learned from the PWL Commish that the bureaucrats over at the National Park Service are putting an end to our glorious wiffleball Sundays at Gravelly Point:

The formality and lack of a personal nature caused my senses to prepare for bad news immediately. I’d received several notices from the United States Department of the Interior over the last few seasons. Usually a confirmation of the permit to engage in organized sports activity, in this case wiffleball, at one of the National Park Service managed properties, in this case Gravelly Point, part of the George Washington Memorial Parkway National Park.

This form letter, however, was different. It was notifying me that the last thing that was right about America was about to change. It was shattering not only my hopes and dreams, but taking away something that has become so much a part of the lives of close to 60 people.

Starting January 5, 2008, weekend sports activities at Gravelly Point will only be permitted from 6 AM to 9 AM.

No, that’s not a type-o…three short hours, 180 minutes, and quite possibly the worst 180 minutes of the day. For league that plays from 11:30 AM to 3:30 PM, the new rule is a death certificate.

The federal government's anti-wiffleball stance does not surprise me, as it is generally acknowledged that the federal government disapproves of any activity that its taxpaying citizens might enjoy (i.e., travel to Cuba, Cuban cigars, absinthe, and large scale securities fraud).

You can sign a petition to the NPS that asks them to reconsider their anti-wiffleball stance, but I think this calls for some real action, like making protest signs and marching on the Department of Interior headquarters.

If the NPS still says no, then why not continue to play regardless? Would the Park Police really arrest us for playing wiffleball? On second thought, they probably would.

June 03, 2007

Hot wiffleball action shots

Straight outta the pages of Sports Illustrated!

In honor of today's rain out (horrible weather in DC?! I'm just shocked!) I have uploaded some photos from our two seasons playing wiffleball with the Potomac Wiffleball League. Most of these are from the League website.

Summer 2006 - Ballers for Jesus

Even though we only won ONE game the entire season, we had the best t-shirts in the league. And that's what really matters, right?

Wiffleball jersey

There were plenty of people who didn't "get" our shirts. Our team name was "Ballers for Jesus", which might lead you to believe that we were a group of Bob Jones University grads playing Wiffleball in the name of Jesus Christ. The Jesus on our shirt, however, is not Jesus, the Jewish carpenter of long ago, but rather Jesus Quintana of "The Big Lebowski." If you are a newb and have not seen this movie, go out and buy it, as it is quite possibly one of the greatest movies of all time ("Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man").

Wiffleball jersey
Back of my shirt

Mike batting wiffleball
Mike at bat

Starr batting wiffleball
Starr gets a piece of one

Ryan pitching Wiffleball
Ryan pitching

Playing wiffleball
Someone probably hit a home run off of me prior to this picture being taken

Spring 2007 - DC Wifflehouse

We decided to ditch Ballers for Jesus and, after much debate and a thousand long message thread on GMail, finally settled on DC Wifflehouse for our new team name.

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DC Wifflehouse after a win: Geoff, Mike, Ryan, and me

Mike batting wiffleball
Mike at bat

Ryan batting wiffleball
Ryan steps up to the plate

Lindsay batting wiffleball
Me

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My double to right field

Ryan scoring wiffleball
Ryan zombie runs to home, scores

A few more are available here.

May 29, 2007

6 Innings with yours truly

The Commish of the Potomac Wiffleball League asked me to do the "6 Innings" (6 innings for wiffleball vs 9 innings for baseball) interview for this week's issue of "This Week in Wiffleball". Here's the result:

6 Innings with Lindsay Fincher

Fresh off her birthday before Week 4, which was celebrated with cupcakes in between games, we're sitting down with Lindsay Fincher of the DC Wifflehouse. Whether it's being featured on the front page of the Examiner (Read Here) during practice, or traveling the world, Lindsay is part of the new generation of players that will help define Wiffleball for years to come. Sure, Ryan Hughes is the head of the Ballers...er...the Wifflehouse, but Fincher is the heart. A 6 Innings profile can't do her justice, so check out Lindsay's blog at lindsayfincher.com.

Name: Lindsay Fincher

Team: DC Wifflehouse (2006 - Ballers for Jesus)

Age: 25

Hometown: Rancho Mirage, CA

Resides: Washington, DC

Employer: Big Energy

Seasons: Summer 2006, Spring 2007

Bats: Left

Throws: Right

TWIF: What is your favorite baseball team and who is your favorite baseball player of all time?

LF: "Los Angeles" Angels of Anaheim. Tim "King Fish" Salmon.

TWIF: What is your favorite thing about Wiffleball?

LF: Competing, the cute matching t-shirts, beaning batters for the hell of it knowing they can't take first, and the planes from National Airport roaring overhead.

TWIF: If you could put a Wiffleball anywhere, where would you put it?

LF: I'd like to hit one over the big orange fence someday, but I'm always content to smack one straight back to the pitcher and watch him writhe in pain, even if it's an out.

TWIF: Who is the player in the league you'd most like to see get hit by a car while chasing a foul ball?

LF: At the risk of being kicked out of the League, I'd have to go with you, the commissioner. I'm not big on authority figures, and your absence would result in a total collapse of The Canvassers, the PWL equivalent of the New York Yankees.

TWIF: Ryan Seacrest or Ryan Hughes?

LF: Hughes. You think Seacrest knows his way around a Wiffleball field? Please, he's too busy serving as Simon Cowell's pool boy.

TWIF: During Week 4 you celebrated your birthday week by ripping a double in your opening at-bat, your first career extra base hit. As you continue to grow and develop as a player, what advice would you give to the young kids out there just starting out in Wiffleball who have dreams of making it to the show in 15-20 years?

LF: First, you can never take enough BP. I'd recommend, at minimum, two hours in the batting cages each day. Second, find yourself a good agent – someone who is willing to step up to the plate for you and negotiate an endorsement deal with In-N-Out or Stolichnaya (sorry, gotta show my sponsors some love). Third, and most importantly, stay away from the hard stuff and the Wiffleball groupies, no matter how tempting. I'm not going to name names (saving it for my autobiography), but we've already got too many Darryl Strawberrys running around the Potomac Wiffleball League.

Next up: Wiffleball action shots!

August 22, 2006

Yeah, that was me

We interrupt this regularly scheduled South Caucasus travelogue to tell you that you totally shoulda picked up a copy of the Examiner yesterday from your local news rack. If you didn't, you missed out on my front page debut showing off my mad wiffleball skillz:

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Oh yeah, I haven't mentioned this yet, but I play on a Wiffleball team in the Potomac Wiffleball League. We usually play every Sunday, but this past Sunday was an off-week, so our team took some batting practice on the National Mall. We created our own little field, using a mound of gravel as a backstop, and moved around some U.S. Park Service cones to mark the outfield. Ryan's old California license plates made an excellent pitching rubber and home plate. We even used the multitude of tourists TO OUR ADVANTAGE (yes, it can be done!) and had them shagging foul balls for us. Now if only we can train them to stand on the right and walk on the left on the damn escalators! Anyways, a photographer from the Examiner snapped some photos of us playing ball and the rest is history. If you want me to autograph your copy, let me know...this is definitely the only time I will be in the paper for anything sports-related.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...

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Comrades:

Biscuits with Honey
Cindy
Csaba's Flickr
Defined by Location
Dude, Where's the Beach?
EJ Takes Life
fabulous just fabulous
incredibly true misadventures of the gypsy & the jew
Kim's work blog
The Lonely Eater
Monsoon
My Life in Sin City
News to Hughes
Nick
Notes On The Day
The Cincysundevil Made Me Do It
Will’s Title is Too Long
With an "S"

Russia & the former USSR:

The Accidental Russophile
Baku News
Chernobyl and Eastern Europe
Chernobyl Children's Project International
Copydude
English Russia
Goodbye Baby Lenin
Johnson's Russia List
Kaukasus
Notes from Україна
The Oil and The Glory
Registan
Robert Amsterdam
RusEnergy
Russian Oil & Gas
Russian Pipeliners
Scraps of Moscow
Sean's Russia Blog
Siberian Light
Vilhelm Konnander
Vladimir Vladimirovich™
White Sun of the Desert

Energy:

Alexander's Oil and Gas Connections
California Energy Blog
Environmental Economics
The Oil Drum
R-Squared Energy Blog
This Week in Petroleum
The Watt
WSJ Energy Roundup

Washington DC:

DC Blogs
DCist
Metroblogging DC
The Heights they are a changin'
why.i.hate.dc

Politics:

Cato @ Liberty
Democracy in America
Free Exchange
get your war on
Political Cartoons
Wonkette

Sports:

6-4-2
7.62x54r
All Climbing
Baseball Musings
Chronicles of the Lads
Confessions of a Novice Surfer
Daily Bread
Halos Heaven
League of Angels
On Frozen Blog
Pearly Gates
Surfrider Foundation
WannaSurf
Your Daily Donkey

Middle East:

american short-timer
Back to Iraq
The Calm Before the Sand
Dan in the Desert
Kevin Sites in the Hot Zone
Michael Yon in Iraq

London:

An American in London
Evening Standard Headlines
Going Underground
Londonist

Travel:

Belly Button Window
blogjam
BootsnAll Travel Network
Gadling
Gridskipper
Knife Tricks
Stuck in Customs

Etc.:

best of craigslist
Daily Puppy
Freakonomics Blog
Google Maps Mania
Google Sightseeing
The Great Taco Hunt
Operation Eden
Passive Aggressive Notes
PostSecret
Waiter Rant
Wellington Grey
Wikipedia

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