I always thought boxing would be a fun sport to try out, but as much as I’d like to put on some gloves and hit people, I have an incessant fear of getting my teeth knocked out. Really, I would never hear the end of it from my parents.
So what am I to do? Enter Wii boxing.
Coming soon to HBO Boxing
I don’t own a Wii myself, so have to rely on Olga for my dose of Wii. And while I suck at tennis, I’m pretty good at boxing. So good that last night I KO’d anyone willing to step up and challenge my mad boxing skillz, including one incident in which my nunchuck disconnected from my remote and I was forced to beat down my opponent with just one hand.
So if you want to challenge me, I say bring it on. My opponents claim I throw a lot of below the belt bunches, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I might have to step up my game a bit and buy a pair of Wii boxing gloves. Either that, or just duct tape the remote and nunchuck to my hands.
Where’s my gigantic diamond encrusted gold belt?