Apr 10 2008

Undisputed Wii Boxing Champion of the World (or, Great Falls, Virginia)

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I always thought boxing would be a fun sport to try out, but as much as I’d like to put on some gloves and hit people, I have an incessant fear of getting my teeth knocked out. Really, I would never hear the end of it from my parents.

So what am I to do? Enter Wii boxing.

Coming soon to HBO Boxing

I don’t own a Wii myself, so have to rely on Olga for my dose of Wii. And while I suck at tennis, I’m pretty good at boxing. So good that last night I KO’d anyone willing to step up and challenge my mad boxing skillz, including one incident in which my nunchuck disconnected from my remote and I was forced to beat down my opponent with just one hand.

So if you want to challenge me, I say bring it on. My opponents claim I throw a lot of below the belt bunches, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I might have to step up my game a bit and buy a pair of Wii boxing gloves. Either that, or just duct tape the remote and nunchuck to my hands.

Where’s my gigantic diamond encrusted gold belt?

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One Response to Undisputed Wii Boxing Champion of the World (or, Great Falls, Virginia)

  1. From Moses Mendoza:

    I Moses Felipe Mendoza and my training partner, Gabriel Rey-Surman come to you to dispute your claim that you are the greatest Wii Boxer on the PLANET!!!!!, we will DECIMATE YOU!! and we DEMAND that you accept our challenge!! or thus you be labelled a cad and disgrace your family!
    Good day, young sir.
    London, UK

    Posted on March 1, 2011 at 6:36 pm #
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