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March 09, 2008

Lessons from the former Soviet Union: How to park your car in Kiev

Mercedes parked on a sidewalk in Kiev, Ukraine

If you were under the impression that sidewalks existed solely for the use of pedestrians, you would be wrong. At least if you were in Kiev, where it is quite common for drivers to park on sidewalks. With Kiev's horrendous traffic, you're also likely to see cars driving down the sidewalk, as we did while on our bus coming back from Chernobyl. Our bus driver felt it was appropriate to drive on the sidewalk rather than wait at a busy intersection. Amazingly, no pedestrians were harmed in the process.

October 08, 2007

Ukraine/Poland '07 Roundup

Yeah, I'm finally done writing about this trip. Only took me four months. Still, that's a significant improvement over last year's trip to the Caucasus, which I didn't finish writing about until December. I haven't the slightest idea why it takes me so much time to write about places I've gone, considering that my travel posts are what most people stumble across, and therefore e-mail me about.

So, if you missed anything, here you go:

1. LOT – The airline of the proletariat
2. Ukraine Photos: Touring the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone
3. Dispatches from Chernobyl, Part I: Dude, where's your Geiger counter?
4. Dispatches from Chernobyl, Part II: Liquidators Memorial / Kopachi / Catfish / Reactor 4
5. Dispatches from Chernobyl, Part III: The ghosts of Pripyat
6. Dispatches from Chernobyl, Part IV: Chisto?
7. Kiev: Post-Chernobyl food run/4th of July dinner (or how I flew 6000 miles to partake in Oreo Madness)
8. Ukraine Photos: Kiev
9. Kiev: You've seen one Rodina Mat, you've seen 'em all
10. Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many dangerous people who wanna take things from Americans, and also kidnap them. Good night!
11. Kiev Pechersk Lavra (Kiev Monastery of the Caves)
12. Poland Photos: Krakow / Auschwitz-Birkenau / Wieliczka Salt Mine
13. Kraków
14. Auschwitz
15. Wieliczka Salt Mine: Goin' Deeper Underground

Wieliczka Salt Mine: Goin' Deeper Underground

Wieliczka salt mine entrance

I'm not really sure why I was inspired to visit a salt mine. I mean, seriously, touring a salt mine? Seems like a bizarre thing to do while you are on vacation (granted, not as bizarre as touring Chernobyl), but it's a UNESCO World Heritage site and was supposedly worth visiting.

Until recently, Wieliczka was one of the world's oldest continuously operating salt mines. Production of table salt began in the 13th century and ended only recently, in 2007, due to flooding. The mine is massive, stretching some 186 miles (300km) underground and reaching a depth of 1,072 feet (327m). That's nearly twice the height of the Washington Monument (555 feet). The official tour route took us through 2 miles (3.5km) of these underground tunnels.

Our English language guide was Sebastian, a cute fellow, in that tall and lanky, Eastern Europe-accented English and great sense of humor kind of way. When he casually mentioned that we would be walking down 54 flights of stairs to begin our tour, I thought he was joking until he opened a heavy wooden door and we found ourselves hurrying down a seemingly endless staircase.

Wieliczka salt mine stairs

While walking through salt tunnels and caves is thoroughly exciting, it's not the main draw of the tour. Over the years, artistically inclined miners have fought boredom by carving salt into grandiose sculptures that honor important Poles and the history of the Wieliczka Salt Mine.

One of our first stops on the tour was the Burnt Out (Spalone) Chamber. In this chamber there are several carved figures that honor the men who worked as the mine's "pentinents". Prior to the installation of a proper ventilation system, the so-called pentinents were responsible for burning off the methane that would accumulate in the ceilings of the mine's chambers. To accomplish this, they would dress in wet clothing and and crawl along the floor of mine chambers clutching a long pole with a lit torch on the end. As you can imagine, this was one of the riskiest jobs a man could hold at the Wieliczka Salt Mine, and as such, they were often rewarded handsomely with...extra bags of salt to take home to their families (keeping in mind that salt was an extremely valuable commodity in the Middle Ages).

Wieliczka salt mine methane burners
The "pentinent" methane burners. And yeah, I need to learn how to use my camera.

Wieliczka salt mine gnomes
Gnomes...mining salt. Gnomes were the good luck charm of Wieliczka miners.

Wieliczka salt mine
The air is pure, and the temperature a cool 55 degrees. Just don't get lost.

Besides carving methane burners and gnomes, the miners undertook larger projects including a number of chapels, the largest being St. Kinga's Chapel, which was carved out of a massive green salt block in 1896.

Wieliczka salt mine chapel
Walk down the salt stairs leading down to the salt chapel to view the salt carvings lit by the salt crystal chandeliers

Wieliczka salt mine chapel
They hold Catholic Mass here on special occasions, and if you're so inclined, you can even get married down here, which someone apparently did the evening prior to our visit.

Wieliczka salt mine chapel
Bored with the floor's design? Carve a new one.

Wieliczka salt mine chapel
Detail of the chapel wall

Wieliczka salt mine chapel last supper
The Last Supper

Wieliczka salt mine chapel Pope John Paul II
Pope John Paul II

Wieliczka salt mine chapel
Great place for a dinner party

Wieliczka salt mine chapel
One of the many underground lakes

Wieliczka salt mine guides
Laura, Sebastian, our Polish guide whose name I cannot remember but he was really nice, and me

At the end of our tour, Sebastian announced that the wait for the tour group elevators was too long, so instead we would be cramming into the service elevators used by the mine workers. It was amazing how many people we could fit into the small cages, which sped to the surface of the mine at a rate of 12 feet per second.

Wieliczka salt mine elevator

If you do find yourself in Krakow and have some time to spare, the Wieliczka Salt Mine is definitely worth checking out. And yes, you can buy little bags of salt to hand out to your friends and family back home.

October 06, 2007

Auschwitz

"With one stroke, mankind's achievements seemed to have been erased. Was Auschwitz a consequence or an aberration of "civilization"? All we know is that Auschwitz called that civilization into question as it called into question everything that had preceded Auschwitz. Scientific abstraction, social and economic contention, nationalism, xenophobia, religious fanaticism, racism, mass hysteria. All found their ultimate expression in Auschwitz." - Elie Wiesel, Nobel Peace Prize Lecture, December 1986

A mere 50km from the beauty of Krakow lies a mid-sized city by the name of Oświęcim, recognizable to most people only by its German name: Auschwitz. It was near Oświęcim that the Nazis established the largest of their extermination camps, the mass killing machines designed to fullfill their "Final Solution to the Jewish Question." By the time that Soviet forces liberated the camp in January 1945, over 1.5 million Jews, political prisoners, Soviet POWs, and other people deemed "undesirable" by the Nazi regime had been systematically murdered.

Auschwitz was actually composed of several camps: Auschwitz I (the main administrative camp), Auschwitz II (Birkenau), Auschwitz III (Monowitz), and a number of smaller subcamps associated with various slave labor operations. Of these camps, we toured Auschwitz I and Auschwitz II (Birkenau).

Auschwitz I

Auschwitz I, the administrative center of all the Auschwitz camps, was established on the site of old Polish army barracks in May 1940. It was at Auschwitz I that prisoners marched to and from their work assignments under a gate that declared "Arbeit Macht Frei" ("Work sets you free").

Auschwitz gate

Auschwitz gate

Auschwitz perimeter
Camp perimeter

Auschwitz

Auschwitz barracks

Auschwitz barracks
Prisoner blocks

Several of the blocks that formerly housed prisoners have been turned into educational exhibits detailing prisoner origins, camp life, and the process of selection and extermination. In some blocks, mounds of shoes, human hair, suitcases, Zyklon B canisters, and prisoner belongings fill massive glass display cases. Perhaps the most moving, though, is Block 11, the building that housed Polish political prisoners and others accused of sabotage or participating in the camp's underground resistance movement. Many of these prisoners perished in the starvation cells and standing cells located in Block 11's basement. It was also here, in September 1941, that the Nazis conducted their first experiments using Zyklon B for mass murder, killing 600 Soviet POWs and 250 Polish prisoners taken from the camp hospital.

Auschwitz execution courtyard

In the courtyard situated between blocks 10 and 11, there is a black wall built out of logs and covered with cork. At the base of the wall lie several wreaths, flower bouquets, and lit candles to commemorate the thousands of prisoners who were executed on this very spot.

Auschwitz

Auschwitz guard tower
Guard tower

Auschwitz fence
Electric fence

We walked to the opposite end of the camp and entered a small building that served as the camp's gas chamber from 1942-43, and was later converted into an air raid shelter. Directly above us, cut into the ceiling of the gas chamber, were holes through which the SS poured the deadly Zyklon B pellets onto their unsuspecting victims below. We passed through the gas chamber and into a side room containing two ovens. This was the camp's crematorium, where the bodies of executed prisoners were loaded onto steel trolleys and shoved into the ovens.

Auschwitz gas chamber

Auschwitz gas chamber
Entrance to the gas chamber

Auschwitz II (Birkenau)

Due to overcrowding at Auschwitz I, the Nazis began construction on Auschwitz II (Birkenau) in October 1941. With the construction of four gas chambers and crematoria, it was designed to execute mass amounts of prisoners as quickly and efficiently as possible.

Auschwitz-Birkenau railroad tracks

Prisoners arrived at Birkenau via long journeys in sealed cattle cars. Conditions in the train cars were so horrendous that some prisoners died before arriving at Auschwitz. The wreath placed on the tracks displayed the colors of the Hungarian flag, in memory of the Hungarian Jews sent to Auschwitz:

With the deportations from Hungary, the role of Auschwitz-Birkenau as an instrument in the German plan to murder the Jews of Europe achieved its highest effectiveness. Between late April and early July 1944, approximately 440,000 Hungarian Jews were deported, around 426,000 of them to Auschwitz. The SS sent approximately 320,000 of them directly to the gas chambers in Auschwitz-Birkenau and deployed approximately 110,000 at forced labor in the Auschwitz concentration camp complex.

Auschwitz-Birkenau selection area

Upon arriving at Auschwitz, prisoners were forced out of the cars and ordered to stand in line as an SS doctor made his selections, looking a prisoner over and simply declaring "right" - an assignment to a work detail - or "left" - to the gas chambers. With a mere glance from this doctor, a prisoner would be given a chance at life, or condemned to an instantaneous death.

auschwitz selection

It was late at night that we arrived at Auschwitz. When we came in, the minute the gates opened up, we heard screams, barking of dogs, blows from...from those Kapos, those officials working for them, over the head. And then we got out of the train. And everything went so fast: left, right, right, left. Men separated from women. Children torn from the arms of mothers. The elderly chased like cattle. The sick, the disabled were handled like packs of garbage. They were thrown in a side together with broken suitcases, with boxes. My mother ran over to me and grabbed me by the shoulders, and she told me "Leibele, I'm not going to see you no more. Take care of your brother." - Leo Schneiderman

Auschwitz-Birkenau gas chamber

Auschwitz-Birkenau gas chamber

Auschwitz-Birkenau gas chamber

Auschwitz-Birkenau gas chamber

Auschwitz-Birkenau gas chamber
Ruins of the Krema II gas chambers and crematorium, where over 500,000 prisoners - told that they would be taking a shower- were gassed to death. In an attempt to hide their crimes, the Nazis blew up the gas chambers days before the Soviet Army arrived at Auschwitz.

Auschwitz-Birkenau guard tower
Guard tower

Auschwitz-Birkenau death gate
The "Gate of Death"

Auschwitz-Birkenau

Auschwitz-Birkenau prisoner barracks
Site of former prisoner barracks

Living conditions at Auschwitz were horrible. Food rations were meager, disease was widespread, and the living quarters were unfit for human habitation. When we visited Auschwitz in July, it was cold and windy, with the occasional light rain. I was glad I had brought along my jacket. I couldn't imagine how cold the winters were for these prisoners, with nothing but a wooden shack for shelter.

Auschwitz-Birkenau prisoner barracks

Auschwitz-Birkenau prisoner barracks
Prisoner barracks

Auschwitz-Birkenau prisoner latrines
Latrines

We climbed the stairs to the top of the "Death Gate" tower for a view of the camp. The size of Birkenau, when compared with Auschwitz I, is staggering. Brick chimneys, the only remnants of many of the barrack buildings, stretch for hundreds of acres.

Auschwitz-Birkenau

Visiting Auschwitz was an incredibly moving experience. Standing in the gas chamber of Auschwitz I and on the train tracks of Birkenau, it was hard to comprehend that 1.5 million people were systematically murdered here, in this beautiful Polish country side. As a history minor in college, and history aficionado in general, I had certainly read a fair amount of material about the Holocaust, but no amount of reading or sitting through college lectures could prepare you for a visit to Auschwitz, where silence reigns and the smell of ash still lingers throughout the vast Birkenau complex.

Auschwitz-Birkenau


September 29, 2007

Kraków

Krakow is one of my favorite places on earth. It is a medieval city full of young people. A wonderful, striking combination. - Jonathan Carroll

If you've been following this blog for the past few years, you're certainly well aware that I have somewhat of an obsession with trying to visit multiple countries within a timespan of only a few days (i.e, last year's trip to the Caucasus, or the one day Croatia-Bosnia-Montenegro run of '05, a current personal best). It's like an episode of the amazing race, only with more landmines and disgruntled Kalashnikov-carrying border guards.

I didn't think that we needed to spend an entire week in Kiev, so I pulled up Google Maps and made a list of nearby countries that I hadn't visited yet: Romania? Moldova? Slovakia? Belarus? Poland? Poland, as it turns out, seemed the most cost-effective travel wise, and Krakow was a city on my "to do" list that I had missed while studying in London (Yes, I did occasionally have to go to class). So, after spending four days in Kiev, Laura and I caught a flight to Krakow while Ryan hopped a train to the Crimea.

On our flight leaving Kiev, I was seated next to a young Ukrainian couple, who, I surmised, had never flown before. They clutched each other's hands tightly, and as our plane gained speed for takeoff, the girl shut her eyes and repeatedly crossed herself. Fortunately, the flight was uneventful and divine intervention was not required. We switched planes in Warsaw and finally landed at Krakow's John Paul II International Airport, named after a former local priest turned international Catholic superstar.

Our apartment was located near Market Square in the Old Town section of Krakow, an incredibly beautiful historic quarter composed of cobblestone streets and buildings dating back to the 15th century. Market Square is an ideal place to sit at an outdoor cafe and sip a cappuccino or glass of Żywiec beer with a shot of grenadine.

beer with grenadine in Krakow

Yes, beer and grenadine. I was puzzled when I flipped through the drinks menu and saw a list of syrups displayed next to the beer choices. "So, uh," I asked the waitress, "you add syrup to the beer?!" She looked at me like I was an idiot. "Yes, syrup for the beer." Well, I like beer, and I like flavored syrups, so maybe they'd be good together. The end result was something that looked like a Shirley Temple, and tasted, well, good enough.

Krakow Market Square
Cloth Hall in Market Square

Krakow main square

We really only had one full day of sightseeing in Krakow, but managed to cover a lot of ground despite the cold temperature and steady downpour of rain. We spent the morning touring Kazimierz, the home of Krakow's Jewish population until the Nazi invasion of Poland in World War II.

Krakow Kazimierz Jewish Cemetery

Krakow Kazimierz Synagogue

Krakow Kazimierz

Krakow Kazimierz
A courtyard used during the filming of Schindler's List

Shortly after the Nazis invaded Poland, they forcibly removed all Jews from Kazimierz and placed them in the Krakow Ghetto. Conditions in the Ghetto were grim, with 15,000 people living in an area formerly occupied by 3,000 residents.

Krakow Podgorze ghetto
Memorial to those killed

Krakow Podgorze ghetto
The pharmacy run by Tadeusz Pankiewicz, a Polish national hero.

Krakow Schindler's factory
The entrance to Oskar Schindler's factory

Krakow Schindler's factory

Krakow Schindler's factory

Krakow Schindler's factory
Schindler's office

Krakow Schindler's factory

Krakow Plaszow concentration camp
Site of the Kraków-Płaszów concentration camp

Krakow Plaszow concentration camp

Krakow Plaszow concentration camp
Former mass graves

We spent the rest of the day at Wawel Castle, the former residence of Polish royalty. To be honest with you, I found it to be a bit boring. Beautiful architecture, but after a while all the castles start to look alike.

Krakow Wawel Castle

Krakow Wawel Castle

Krakow Wawel Castle
Obligatory "American" pose

The following day we toured Auschwitz and the Wieliczka Salt Mines. More on that later.

August 21, 2007

Poland Photos: Krakow / Auschwitz-Birkenau / Wieliczka Salt Mine

Finished uploading the photos from Poland:




A few Poland-related posts on the way.

August 20, 2007

Kiev Pechersk Lavra (Kiev Monastery of the Caves)

Kiev Pechersk Lavra

I'm accumulating a rather impressive collection of head scarves due to my travels throughout the former Soviet Union. It's not that I actually collect head scarves, or even wear them, but I always forget to pack one and am thus forced to purchase yet another before heading into an Orthodox cathedral/church/monastery/whatever. While visiting the Monastery of the Caves in Kiev, I opted for a cheap, boring yellow scarf. (Nothing will ever top the head scarf I purchased for our trip to a monastery in Novgorod a few years back...it was bright pink and covered with several large flamingos. I think the monks were duly impressed...or appalled.)

The Kiev Monastery of the Caves is one of the most famous sights in Kiev, primarily due to its complex system of underground tunnels. Upon entering the tunnels, you are surrounded by worshipers prostrating themselves before icons, lighting candles, and kissing glass coffins that contain the remains of monks. I was convinced that, while navigating through the narrow passageways, I would bump into a member of the candle carrying faithful and my cheap, yellow headscarf would soon be in flames. I do not recall seeing any fire extinguishers down there. If you're claustrophobic, you might want to avoid the caves.

Kiev Pechersk Lavra

Kiev Pechersk Lavra

Kiev Pechersk Lavra
Seriously, how unbelievably cute is that little onion dome?

August 19, 2007

Make sure to secure the door when I am gone. There are many dangerous people who wanna take things from Americans, and also kidnap them. Good night!

I love Eastern European apartments. Where else would you find such an awesome bedspread? (Except, of course, perhaps in a certain genre of movies produced in the San Fernando Valley during the 1970s?)

our apartment in Kiev Yes, I slept here.

If you are looking for a place to stay in Kiev, I'd recommend checking out kievapts.com. The apartments are decently priced, especially when compared to a hotel, and it's much more comfortable than a hostel. We really couldn't have asked for a better location - our place was about a 2-3 minute walk to Independence Square.

our apartment in Kiev
The building's exterior could use a bit of work...

our apartment in Kiev
Ryan loved his inflatable bed

I stole the title of this post from the movie Everything is Illuminated. If you haven't seen this film, and you've spent some time in Eastern Europe, you need to put it on your Netflix queue ASAP.

August 01, 2007

Kiev: You've seen one Rodina Mat, you've seen 'em all

One thing the Soviet Union excelled at (besides sending dogs into space, building intercontinental ballistic missiles, and producing awesome holiday cards) was designing some rather impressive war memorials. Due to my interest in the Eastern front of World War II (or, as they say in the former USSR, The Great Patriotic War - Великая Отечественная война), I always feel obliged to visit these memorials, even if it means dragging myself and my friends up whatever hill the memorial is situated on. The Kiev memorial, Rodina Mat, more or less follows the standard Moscow decreed blueprint for war memorials (highest point of elevation, stern-looking woman holding sword, various military vehicles scattered about the grounds). At a height of over 200 feet, however, Kiev's Rodina Mat does not disappoint.

Rodina Mat statue in Kiev

Rodina Mat statue in Kiev
If only I had a plastic sword, I could look even more foolish

Rodina Mat statue in Kiev
Close-up of the shield (thank you, 12x zoom)

tanks near Rodina Mat statue in Kiev
I'm positive this wasn't the original paint job...

Rodina Mat statue in Kiev
Sculptures throughout the grounds

Rodina Mat statue in Kiev

Rodina Mat statue in Kiev

Rodina Mat statue in Kiev
Ryan and I

There is also a small outdoor exhibit containing a variety of Soviet aircraft, tanks, and artillery pieces. And you already know how much I love Soviet military pieces...

Soviet plane in Kiev
Could use a new paint job

Katyusha in Kiev
Katyusha

missile in Kiev

tanks in Kiev

MiG in Kiev

tank in Kiev
This ain't a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race


July 29, 2007

Ukraine Photos: Kiev

I finally got my act together and uploaded the rest of my photos from Ukraine. Got a few more Ukraine-related posts and then I'll start on the Poland photos.





Kiev: Post-Chernobyl food run/4th of July dinner (or how I flew 6000 miles to partake in Oreo Madness)

TGI Friday's in Kiev
Look familiar? Yeah, "In here, it's always Friday"

I'm a big fan of Eastern European food, but often find myself suffering from borscht and pelmeni fatigue when traveling in the region. Sometimes you just need deep-fried potato skins stuffed with massive amounts of cheddar cheese and bacon. And really, you can't celebrate America's birthday with beet soup and Siberian dumplings, can you? No, you need something that just screams America, like a thick, juicy hamburger and a side of fries. What better place to get a hamburger in Kiev than TGI Friday's? (No, seriously, do you know of any other places to get a hamburger in Kiev?)

Dining at a TGI Friday's in Eastern Europe is a surreal experience, similar to visiting the Friday's of your childhood, before corporate filled the menu with "low-fat/low-carb/right price, right portion" entrees and introduced fancy desserts like Cinnabon cheesecake, or whatever. Much like our American Friday's, assorted "Americana" junk lines the walls, but the placemats are in Cyrillic and the waitresses speak English with a Ukrainian accent. The red and white striped polo shirts and silly hats of yesteryear remain the standard uniform of Ukrainian Friday's employees, along with ubiquitous suspenders decked out with a variety of "flair". My personal favorite "silly hat" was the garrison cap, complete with Soviet insignia, worn by one of the waitresses. If I ever worked at Friday's, I think I would wear my giant ushanka with the red star.

As for the meal, it was delicious end to a bizarre day touring Chernobyl, and a suitable way to celebrate America's birthday while 6,000 miles from home. I had the peppercorn burger, fries, and a liter of Ukraine's Obolon Premium, which I found to be a rather refreshing beer. For dessert we split the Oreo Madness (R.I.P.), which, along with the peppercorn burger, have been eliminated from the menus of Friday's in the United States. It's a shame really, Oreo Madness was one of the best desserts on the menu.

Oreo Madness at the TGI Friday's in Kiev
The Kiev TGI Friday's: Where all your favorite menu items go to die.

July 26, 2007

Dispatches from Chernobyl, Part IV: Chisto?

With the visit to Pripyat over, our tour of the exclusion zone was slowly drawing to a close. We stopped at the 10km exclusion zone checkpoint, where a guard ran a Geiger counter along the side of the bus and gave us a thumbs up to proceed back to the city of Chernobyl. Before heading back to Chornobylinterinform, we stopped at a ship "graveyard", memorial park, and small enclosure that contained vehicles used by the liquidators during the cleanup effort.

Chernobyl shipyard
These ships were abandoned after the Chernobyl disaster due to their high levels of radiation.

Chernobyl shipyard

Chernobyl shipyard

bridge near Chernobyl shipyard

radiation sign near Chernobyl shipyard

vehicles used by Chernobyl liquidators
Firetrucks and armored personnel carriers used by the liquidators

vehicles used by Chernobyl liquidators

vehicles used by Chernobyl liquidators

Chernobyl memorial
Memorial erected on the 10th anniversary of the Chernobyl disaster

We arrived back at Chornobylinterinform in the late afternoon, and after dutifully standing in line to wash our hands (with our guide mumbling something about particles and parts per million, or whatever) we were served a delicious four course "clean" (meaning, all the food was apparently brought in from outside the zone) meal. I was completely puzzled by one of the beverages, a bright pink concoction with the consistency of jello that hadn't quite solidified. We dined with an Englishman who had recently returned from North Korea, which, he claimed, was one of the best countries he has visited. I was totally jealous, considering I've been wanting to go to North Korea for the past four years. Maybe next year?

Before leaving Chornobylinterinform, we took turns posing for photos on this machine that apparently checks for radiation, or something. Like I said in a previous entry, the health and safety briefing was lacking.

Chernobyl  radiation machine

chornobylinterinform
Ryan, myself, and Laura

Kittens outside chornobylinterinform Kittens outside Chornobylinterinform

kittens outside chornobylinterinform
Ryan and Laura playing with the radioactive kittens. Uh, no, you can't take them home...and while Purell hand sanitizer kills 99.999999% of germs, I don't think that applies to radiation.

When we reached the 30km, and final, checkpoint, a guard ran a Geiger counter along the side of the bus, once again declared it clean, and ordered us off the bus. We were led into a building containing a row of machines that check zone visitors for possible contamination. I stepped onto the machine, placed my hands on the side, and stared at the four buttons in front of me, silently praying that the green one marked "chisto" ("clean"), and not either of the two red buttons, would light up. After a few agonizing seconds, the green button declared that I was clean, the steel bar unlocked, and I was free to leave the zone.

radiation check at Chernobyl checkpoint
Chisto!

Several in our group stood there on the machines, waiting for instructions of some sort, until the guard supervising the process grinned at them, gave a thumbs up sign, and urged them on using the only English he knew, "OK, OK!" Our entire group passed, which was comforting, because I don't think anyone was really looking forward to the decontamination showers. Rather, we just wanted to get back on the bus as quickly as possible, as the skies had darkened overhead, signaling that a torrential downpour was well on its way.

Read more about the tour:
1. Dispatches from Chernobyl, Part I: Dude, where's your Geiger counter?
2. Dispatches from Chernobyl, Part II: Liquidators Memorial / Kopachi / Catfish / Reactor 4
3. Dispatches from Chernobyl, Part III: The ghosts of Pripyat

July 24, 2007

Dispatches from Chernobyl, Part III: The ghosts of Pripyat

“Stay off the moss. Very radioactive.”

We were standing on another bridge outside the city of Pripyat, this time surveying the lush green landscape below, hoping to catch a glimpse of the rampaging packs of wild boar that were apparently proliferating throughout the exclusion zone – or so our guide claimed. We didn’t see any.

Chernobyl radioactive moss
No boar, but lots of radioactive moss

road to Pripyat
The road to Pripyat

Pripyat town sign
You are new entering Pripyat, Population: 0

Founded in 1970, Pripyat was a model Soviet city built for the Chernobyl plant workers and their families. It contained all the conveniences that a young Soviet family could desire: high-rise apartment buildings, schools, a cultural center, hospital, swimming pools, theatres, stores, restaurants, cafes, playgrounds, and a stadium. On the morning of April 26, the citizens of Pripyat awoke to the sound of helicopters buzzing overhead and a column of smoke rising from reactor four off in the distance. At noon on April 27, the Soviet government informed the citizens of Pripyat that they had two hours to gather their essential belongings and board a bus for mandatory evacuation. They were told that their evacuation was only temporary, for perhaps three days at the most, and so the residents left most of their clothing, photographs, toys, and family pets behind. The 50,000 citizens departed Pripyat on a line of Kiev-bound buses that stretched for miles, all of them expecting to see their hometown again in just a few days. They would never return.

Today, the entrance to the town is guarded by an officer who sits in a run-down shack for hours, waiting for the occasional town visitor. After exchanging a few words with our guide, and checking papers, he waved us into the “ghost city.” We entered the city on the main road, Prospekt Lenina, now lined with crumbling apartment buildings and overgrown trees, and stopped in the center of the city. Our guide was content to let us wander around on our own, with the caveat that we stay out of the buildings ("for your own safety") and away from the apparently highly radioactive moss. It was hard to avoid the latter, as the stuff was growing in huge swaths throughout the city, so you would often see us hopping from concrete patch to concrete patch