Mar 22 2008

The quagga mussel invasion is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face

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Via the LATimes:

Local water authorities have begun closing some of the state’s prime fishing lakes in an effort to keep an infestation of tiny quagga mussels from fouling drinking water supplies for nearly 375,000 residents and threatening fish populations.

And where did these invasive species come from? The Soviet Union, in the 1980s:

Native to Russia and Ukraine, the mussel migrated to the Great Lakes region in the 1980s, probably in the ballast of ocean freighters. They hitchhike on boats and trailers, and quickly form new colonies in bodies of water. They are virtually impossible to eradicate, potentially adding hundreds of millions of dollars in maintenance costs to pumps, pipes and other infrastructure across the state, water district officials say.

I am convinced this is not an accident, but rather a long dormant communist plot finally coming to fruition.

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First, the mussels…

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…and then the ground forces.

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