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I'm an expat Californian who is obsessed with traveling to strange and exotic destinations in the former Communist Bloc. I also like tacos, beer, surfing, trapshooting, and the geopolitics of oil. I currently live in Arlington, Virginia and work in Washington, DC. Read more about me here, check out my photo album, or send me an e-mail.

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    North Korea: The Streets of Kaesong

    Random photos taken while driving through Kaesong. Compared to the showcase city of Pyongyang, Kaesong has rougher roads and much poorer infrastructure.

    No traffic girls like Pyongyang. All the officers were men.

    Obligatory Kim Il-Sung statue

    More Kim Il-Sung

    And more…

    Even more…

    Outside Kaesong
    More photos here.

    North Korea’s Funniest Home Videos: U.S. Imperialists visit the DMZ

    Here is the North Korean produced footage of our visit to the DMZ. I had to break this up into two parts due to YouTube’s ban on videos over 10 minutes.
    Part 1: This has some incredibly dramatic music as well as dialogue that explains how the “U.S. imperialists bent their knees” to the North Koreans. [...]

    North Korea: Kaesong

    Following our visit to the DMZ, we headed to Kaesong, the former capital of the Koryo dynasty (918-1392). Kaesong is currently North Korea’s 9th most populous city and serves as the DPRK’s center of light industry. Although we were originally scheduled to stay overnight in Kaesong, this didn’t happen due to a decision by [...]

    North Korea: Handing out Marlboros on the wrong side of the DMZ

    “For your own safety,” the lieutenant colonel explained, “several of our soldiers will be accompanying you to the border.”
    Statements like this are to be expected when visiting the demilitarized zone that divides North and South Korea, but when that announcement is coming from an impeccably dressed officer from the North Korean People’s Army, rather than [...]

    North Korea: Driving south on the Reunification Highway

    Photos taken while driving from Pyongyang to the DMZ.

    A section of the highway was closed, so we had to take a slight detour.

    I really wanted to steal that cone

    A quick stop at the Sohung Rest House

    Anti-tank barriers. Rigged with explosives so they can be blown up and the rubble strewn across the highway to [...]

    North Korea’s Funniest Home Videos: U.S. Imperialists attempt to dance in Moranbong Park

    Apologies for the month long absence, but I spent June doing the following: laying in bed with a nasty bacterial throat infection, packing up all of my belongings, moving from Arlington to Alexandria, unpacking all of my belongings, looking for jobs, etc. etc. More on that later this month.
    Anyways, below is more footage from our [...]

    North Korea’s Funniest Home Videos: U.S. Imperialists attempt to eat hot pot

    When I mentioned that a cameraman followed us around during our tour, filming our entire trip, I wasn’t exaggerating. He even filmed us dining at two restaurants in Pyongyang, which was kind of…weird. I’m guessing that when he went back to the studio at night to edit the footage he had shot, he and the [...]

    North Korea: The best burgers and milkshakes in Pyongyang!

    On our last night in Pyongyang we stopped at the Pyolmuri Café, which, our guide assured us, served the best apple cobbler in Pyongyang. I could be wrong, but I’m pretty sure it’s the only place in Pyongyang that serves apple cobbler. Nevertheless, I was very excited at the prospect of eating dessert, as [...]

    North Korea’s Funniest Home Videos: Victorious Fatherland Liberation War Museum

    And here is the video that accompanies my previous post on the Victorious Fatherland Liberation War Museum. Watch it so that you may familiarize yourself with the “immortal military exploits” performed by Kim Il-Sung.

    North Korea: US Imperialists visit the Victorious Fatherland Liberation War Museum (Korean War Museum) and learn how the Korean War really started

    Pyongyang, July 27 (KCNA) — At least 550,000 foreigners visited the Victorious Fatherland Liberation War Museum over the past more than 50 years since it was opened to visitors in Juche 42 (1953).
    Exhibited at the museum are materials and evidence proving that the army and people of the DPRK heroically defeated the armed invasion of [...]