Remember Knut, that adorable polar bear cub that was abandoned by his mother but went on to grace the cover of Vanity Fair and earn the Berlin Zoo a few million bucks? Yeah, the zoo is trying to sell him now, because he is old, and therefore kinda boring. I will offer the Zoo $10 for Knut. He can live in my parent’s backyard and swim in their pool. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind since they love polar bears so much. Here is your chance to save one, Mom!
Cute
Old and busted
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From Ann:
Uh oh, has Katzif heard about this?
From Adam:
Polar bear : I can haz icbergz plz?!
Lindsay: DRILL BABY DRILL!
From jamie:
you know,laura *is* looking for a new roommate….
From Ann:
AHAHAHAHAHAH! Jamie, you crack me up!
From Lindsay:
I think a polar bear would eat Tucker…
From jamie:
knowing tucker he’d just try to snuggle with it…
From orlando:
i love polar bears and i am going to bye him.
From windwing:
that is really mean absolutely no animal has a price and how could you say an animal is boring
From Lindsay:
You obviously have no sense of humor…
From chandler lind:
11.50$ for the polar bear plus i get him shipped for free
From cole:
i want a pet polar bear how much
From Gabe:
I’ll give 100 bucks, ARE YOU LISTENING ZOO?
From just me:
I bought him for $12 anyone know a good taxidermist?
From None of your business:
50….thats all i can have
were making a petting zoo for the children
From PolarBearLuver:
I love polar bears and I’ll take him off your hands for free! Absolutley NO charge!! E-mail me if it’s a deal.
From amy:
you guys r mean 4 trying to sell a polar bear…… not to stupid u guys r…..!!!!!!!!!!
From kaitlyn:
i’ll tell mr.a he likes polar bears if i can get it for free it can be his gift
From kristen:
i just absolutely love polar bears, but i do think its mean to take them out of there habitat even though its melting from global warming, but i think we should just stop global warming to save the polar bears, but only people who really love polar bears and don’t just think their cute and fluffy as cubs. so my point i am trying to make is to(NOT)sell polar bears for money and instead help them before its to late. i like the polar bear that siad under it cute