Dec 04 2008

Polar bear for sale!

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Remember Knut, that adorable polar bear cub that was abandoned by his mother but went on to grace the cover of Vanity Fair and earn the Berlin Zoo a few million bucks? Yeah, the zoo is trying to sell him now, because he is old, and therefore kinda boring. I will offer the Zoo $10 for Knut. He can live in my parent’s backyard and swim in their pool. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind since they love polar bears so much. Here is your chance to save one, Mom!


Old and busted

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24 Responses to Polar bear for sale!

  1. From Ann:

    Uh oh, has Katzif heard about this?

    Posted on December 5, 2008 at 12:31 am #
  2. From Adam:

    Polar bear : I can haz icbergz plz?!
    Lindsay: DRILL BABY DRILL!

    Posted on December 5, 2008 at 5:38 pm #
  3. From jamie:

    you know,laura *is* looking for a new roommate….

    Posted on December 6, 2008 at 12:34 pm #
  4. From Ann:

    AHAHAHAHAHAH! Jamie, you crack me up!

    Posted on December 7, 2008 at 1:05 am #
  5. From Lindsay:

    I think a polar bear would eat Tucker…

    Posted on December 7, 2008 at 2:22 am #
  6. From jamie:

    knowing tucker he’d just try to snuggle with it…

    Posted on December 7, 2008 at 4:38 pm #
  7. From orlando:

    i love polar bears and i am going to bye him.

    Posted on October 23, 2009 at 2:24 pm #
  8. From windwing:

    that is really mean absolutely no animal has a price and how could you say an animal is boring

    Posted on November 20, 2009 at 10:49 pm #
  9. From Lindsay:

    You obviously have no sense of humor…

    Posted on November 21, 2009 at 1:54 am #
  10. From chandler lind:

    11.50$ for the polar bear plus i get him shipped for free

    Posted on April 21, 2010 at 3:31 pm #
  11. From cole:

    i want a pet polar bear how much

    Posted on October 19, 2010 at 10:20 am #
  12. From Gabe:

    I’ll give 100 bucks, ARE YOU LISTENING ZOO?

    Posted on October 31, 2010 at 12:28 pm #
  13. From just me:

    I bought him for $12 anyone know a good taxidermist?

    Posted on December 12, 2010 at 9:41 pm #
  14. From None of your business:

    50….thats all i can have
    were making a petting zoo for the children

    Posted on April 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm #
  15. From PolarBearLuver:

    I love polar bears and I’ll take him off your hands for free! Absolutley NO charge!! E-mail me if it’s a deal.

    Posted on April 24, 2011 at 3:11 am #
  16. From amy:

    you guys r mean 4 trying to sell a polar bear…… not to stupid u guys r…..!!!!!!!!!! :D

    Posted on October 13, 2011 at 7:50 am #
  17. From kaitlyn:

    i’ll tell mr.a he likes polar bears if i can get it for free it can be his gift

    Posted on December 1, 2011 at 5:26 pm #
  18. From kristen:

    i just absolutely love polar bears, but i do think its mean to take them out of there habitat even though its melting from global warming, but i think we should just stop global warming to save the polar bears, but only people who really love polar bears and don’t just think their cute and fluffy as cubs. so my point i am trying to make is to(NOT)sell polar bears for money and instead help them before its to late. i like the polar bear that siad under it cute

    Posted on January 14, 2012 at 12:44 am #
  19. From Briana:

    Lol it’s SO cute!!!!! How do I get one

    Posted on March 28, 2012 at 8:24 pm #
  20. From jayden:

    nobody is going to buy it

    Posted on May 11, 2012 at 7:01 pm #
  21. From Stella:

    I’ll offer them $30.00 for the cub

    Posted on August 12, 2012 at 8:10 am #
  22. From polar_kiss:

    hey i love polar bears and that is what i would do to save him i feel very sorry for him and stuff because he died a couple of years ago and i cried a every day and thats why i like this blog and if i had a million of dollars i would buy the zoo and then buy all the polar bears and name them after my favorite singers and i would teacher them songs

    Posted on November 28, 2012 at 3:17 pm #
  23. From Bob:

    Hello all. I have one question, how the heck are you going to be able to care for a polar bear!? they live in the artic for a reason. yes the ice caps are melting, and yes the bears are slowly losing their habitat. but who are we to take them from there? Polar bears have thick layers of fur and blubber. this keeps the animal, very WARM. unless you live in an area that can supply enough energy to support an artic environment I suggest you look else where. I also understand that most of you love animals, I do too. I love animals will all my heart, I am in school to become a veterinarian. But if you love animals you will stop trying to buy these types of animals. When a polar bear is young, no doubt it is adorable. But when it gets older it has the possibility to kill. And when it does, it will be shot and killed. And when someone feels they can’t take care of it they will try to get rid of it and that is very difficult to do so. Not all zoos and sanctuaries are able to take in these animals. Polar bears are also almost endangered! so why help lessen the population? If you truly love and care for these animals you will not buy them, and allow them to continue to live in their habitat. Please do not take this comment as offensive, but as a voice of concern.
    veterinarian in training

    Posted on December 2, 2013 at 7:25 am #
  24. From UnKnown:

    um polar bears are worth a few hundred thousand dollars not $10, and the polar bear would eat your parents and die from the chlorine in the pool.

    Posted on January 12, 2014 at 5:58 pm #

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