If you haven’t seen the Kremlin’s latest event posting, with Putin’s excessive display of machismo, you’re totally missing out. It’s like the dude just stepped out of the latest Bass Pro Shops catalog:
(And if you, too, would like a body like Putin’s, be sure to pick up Wednesday’s issue of Komsomolskaya Pravda, which details an exercise regime that will have you looking like Vladimir Vladimirovich in no time).
My favorite photo, though, is this one:
We already know that President Bush’s iPod playlist is rather bland (well, for my taste. No “Killing in the Name of” by RATM? Come on). Let’s imagine that Putin’s ginormous AKG headphones are hooked up to an iPod. What’s on the Russian President’s playlist? He admitted to being a Beatles fan in his youth, but maybe he’s got some Kino, Zemfira, Leningrad, Bi-2, and DDT MP3s on there as well? Or does he just have “Takogo kak Putin” on repeat?