“Lindsay, your strengths and weaknesses, as voted by your friends”

The Facebook application speaks, via e-mail:

Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:

STRENGTHS:
person with the best smile
person with the best sense of humor
most powerful

WEAKNESSES:
nicest
merriest

My parents will be thrilled to know that those high orthodontist bills were worth it. I am not sure where this “most powerful” characteristic comes from, however, as I am just a typical worker in our nation’s capital. Still, I am vowing to make more of an effort to be merry, or whatever.

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