This was in my mailbox when I got home:
If the lease on my apartment says no dogs or cats, does that mean I could have a pet polar bear, seeing as the polar bear is neither a cat nor dog? I could buy it one of those plastic kiddie pools and fill it with ice, but could possibly do without that, seeing as the house is always freezing in the winter (typical lackluster DC construction) and summer (air-conditioning…energy conservation WTF?)
I am not sure what the polar bear would eat, but it damn well better get used to shredded beef taquitos and shrimp tacos, which make up 90% of my diet.
I would also not mind a pet Leonardo DiCaprio.
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From Rian Chung:
Vanity Fair cares about the private equity explosion? I honestly thought it was some sort of Vanity magazine for girls but the headlines look alright. By the way electric cars with their instant torque are awesome.
From Lindsay The Great:
Rian, Vanity Fair is awesome…I would read it over the Economist any day. Sure, they have some Hollywood fluff, but their political articles are awesome. I would tell you to pick up the latest issue, but people might question your manhood if they see you buying it. You can borrow mine when I’m done…
From Cincysundevil:
Isn’t Vanity Fair having a “Green Issue” sort of an oxymoron? I mean, the magazine is usually like 300 pages of advertisements. Think of all the trees that have to die so that Chanel can promote it’s new perfume
From Lindsay The Great:
Yeah, one copy of Vanity Fair is probably a few redwoods…no joke, their last issue had the table of contents on page 60…
From Angela:
For some reason this post reminded me of when you and I were doing some campaign volunteer work in Germantown in 2000 and we ran in to that grocery store to see if they had any copies of the Rolling Stone issue with Al Gore on the cover with the famous, um, let’s say bulge. Nothing about the Vanity Fair cover has any relation to this, but still it popped into my mind (no pun intended).
From Angela:
Hmmm… I just thought that maybe it was the green theme of the cover that got me thinking of Gore. No matter what the reason, it is still funny. Do you remember that day?
From El Capitan:
A pet Leo?
Then I get a Pet Uma.
From Lindsay The Great:
Hahaha yes, I do remember that, Angela. Good times in Germantown! I probably still have that mag somewhere…would be cool to get it signed.
Cap, you can have whatever you want!
From Angela:
Yeah I have always wanted to get at least one of my copies signed too. Could you imagine presenting him with that magazine to sign? It would be really funny! Where exactly would he sign it?
From Lindsay The Great:
He would probably get a kick out of it