I’ve got, like, a gazillion points and need to spend them, and would really like to join Phil on his trip out there:
I’m just in the middle of planning a week trip to turkmenistan now… YEE-HAW. You should come along.
Now if only I could rack up enough frequent flier miles to bring down the price of the $2,500 DC -> London -> Baku -> Ashgabat flight. Gah, on second thought, that trip to Turkmenistan might have to wait a few years.