Nov 01 2005

Attention: This blog is NOT written by the family butler

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If you blog, thank the Russians.

Yeah, you read that correctly…

According to MosNews, back in 1837 a Russian writer “predicted” the use of blogs in the future:

Believing in the Russian genius is an essential feature of the Russian mentality. That is why no Russian was surprised when we found out with the help of the Internet in general, and blogging in particular, was, if not invented, at least predicted by a Russian back in 1837.


[Author Prince Vladimir] Odoevsky suggested in future there would be a kind of connection between houses that would allow people to communicate quickly and easily, the way they do now via the Internet.

“Houses are connected by means of magnetic telegraphs that allow people who live far from each other to communicate,” Odoevsky wrote.

Even more interestingly, Odoevsky suggested every household would publish a kind of daily journal or newsletter and distribute it among selected acquaintances, a habit which Russian bloggers immediately recognized as blogging.

“We received a household journal from the local prime minister, which among other things invited us to his place for a reception,” one of Odoevsky’s characters tells a friend.

“The thing is that many households here publish such journals that replace common correspondence. Such journals usually provide information about the hosts’ good or bad health, family news, different thoughts and comments, small inventions, invitations to receptions.”

However, Odoevsky, a prince and a wealthy man, could not imagine people taking so much bother to keep their acquaintances updated on their daily affairs. He suggested the job would be carried out by the butler.

“The job of publishing such a journal daily or weekly is carried out by the butler. It is done very simply: receiving an order from the masters, he makes a notice of what they tell him, then make copies by camera obscura and sends them to the acquaintances.”

Needless to say, our family butler does not update my blog because we don’t have a family butler.
He got married and ran off to Africa. Bastard.


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One Response to Attention: This blog is NOT written by the family butler

  1. From Ryan:

    Oh my god I used to love Mr. Belvedere when I was a kid.

    Posted on November 2, 2005 at 9:41 am #

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