Stuff I did this week
Svetik the pink hippo
Zookeepers at the Kaliningrad Zoo showed up for work one morning and were shocked to discover that their hippo had turned pink overnight. One onlooker told the Austrian Times: “He looks very pretty but that colour might not help him much when he gets around to breeding. He doesn’t look very manly.” Indeed.
I guess we’ll have to bail out the Iraqis, too
Heeey, I coulda sworn the Bush administration said the reconstruction would pay for itself: Plummeting oil prices may force Iraq’s government to slow ambitious reconstruction plans, and the country could face a budget shortfall by next summer, U.S. and Iraqi officials said. “We’re in a situation where Iraq is … potentially going to be in [...]
CPC Pipeline capacity to double
God save the pint
Because “I’ll have a half-liter of (insert beer here)” just sounds lame: The European Parliament voted to allow the continued use of the pint and the mile on Tuesday, sparing British drinkers from having to order half liters and Irish drivers from staying below 110 kilometers an hour. Before the measure passed, Britain and Ireland, [...]
Russia and OPEC
No promises from Russia on production cuts, but I thought this was interesting: In a speech to the assembled OPEC ministers, Mr. Sechin said that Russia’s beleaguered oil producers had already pruned production in November, and could cut still more if market conditions warranted. But he gave no promises. Instead, he put forward a list [...]
Dear GW, my glorious alma mater
I just received your most recent e-mail, in which you once again implored me to contribute to this fine institution of higher learning. What intrigued me about this particular e-mail, however, was that you asked me to donate money in order to support scholarships for athletes, including a basketball player named Travis who expressed a [...]










