Archive | October, 2008
October 30, 2008

More on spreadin’ the wealth, Comrade Palin style

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Via that elitist New Yorker magazine that only fake Americans read: For her part, Sarah Palin, who has lately taken to calling Obama “Barack the Wealth Spreader,” seems to be something of a suspect character herself. She is, at the very least, a fellow-traveller of what might be called socialism with an Alaskan face. The [...]

October 30, 2008

Scraping the bottom of the barrel

Damn, these McCain campaign spokesmen just keep getting dumber and dumber, don’t they? In this clip, Mike Goldfarb is totally owned by Rick Sanchez:

October 30, 2008

The Economist = Pravda

Obviously. I mean, there’s no way a well-respected, “classic liberal” publication would endorse Communist Barack Obama, right? “…this cannot be another election where the choice is based merely on fear. In terms of painting a brighter future for America and the world, Mr Obama has produced the more compelling and detailed portrait. He has campaigned [...]

October 29, 2008

God have mercy on California, especially those heathens in San Francisco

Dude, this is THE MOST HILARIOUS VIDEO I HAVE SEEN THIS WEEK! I really hope Prop. 8 is defeated so I can watch as all of the carpetbaggers’ heads explode from sheer frustration!

October 29, 2008

Business executives for Obama?

OMG! Why are all these business executives supporting Obama?! Has no one told them that Obama is the Manchurian Candidate who is going to take seize the means of production and exile all capitalists to gulags in Siberia (or the American equivalent of Siberia, which would be, I guess, Alaska)?!?! Bob Clark of Missouri and [...]

October 29, 2008

10 Million Strong Against Lindsay Fincher

Diana sent this to me a few days ago. Don’t worry, I am actually going to vote. Probably at 6am or something, in my pajamas.

October 29, 2008

Are you a REAL American?

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October 27, 2008

Hitchens: Palin hates science, and education, and France

Sometimes, I really love Christopher Hitchens (yeah, I said it): This is what the Republican Party has done to us this year: It has placed within reach of the Oval Office a woman who is a religious fanatic and a proud, boastful ignoramus. Those who despise science and learning are not anti-elitist. They are morally [...]

October 27, 2008

GWU: We’re #2!

Congratulations, George Washington University! We’re no longer the most expensive university in the United States! At a cost of $53,166, Sarah Lawrence College (uh, wherever that is?) has knocked GWU ($50,312) down to the #2 spot. And Jesus, over $50k a year to go to GWU? That makes the $36k rate from a few years [...]

October 27, 2008

Californians, vote no on Proposition 8!

I’m no longer registered to vote in my home state of California (voting in Virginia FTW!) but I implore my fellow Californians to vote “no” on Proposition 8 because I love watching the religious right freak out! Kinda like this! “This vote on whether we stop the gay-marriage juggernaut in California is Armageddon,” said Charles [...]