It turns out choosing a vice president isn’t that complicated after all.

Republican presidential candidate John McCain joked on Monday that Google, the popular Internet search engine, had made investigating his list of potential candidates a little bit easier.

“You know, basically it’s a Google,” he said to laughter at a fund-raising luncheon when asked how the selection process was going. “What you can find out now on the Internet — it’s remarkable.”

See, McCain isn’t completely out of touch with this century because he knows what Google is! And he wants Dwight Schrute to be his running mate! Ha ha ha…

Yeah, whatever. I’ll be impressed when McCain starts twittering or moblogging (and not some young fresh out of college staffer doing it for him).

Some might accuse me of being an ageist, and they would be right. I will not deny it. For more John McCain is really freaking old related jokes, please visit Things Younger than Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain.

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