An affront to my proletarian sensibilities
In particular, this email I received in reference to tomorrow's flight to Houston:
Continental Airlines is pleased to advise you that you have received your complimentary OnePass Elite upgrade to First Class or Business Class.
But really, who am I to deny this upgrade? After all, this presents an excellent opportunity to continue my research into the habits of the American bourgeoisie.
I wonder, though, will they downgrade me if I show up at the airport in flip flops?








