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I'm an expat Californian who is obsessed with traveling to strange and exotic destinations in the former Communist Bloc. I also like tacos, surfing, and the geopolitics of oil. Washington, D.C. is currently my home, but I'm looking to break out of this fetid swamp someday. Read more about me here, check out my photo album, or send me an e-mail.

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February 27, 2006

This week in the Former Soviet Union: 02/20/06 - 02/26/06

I said I would make this a weekly thing...and I've actually kept my promise so far!

Military:

Moscow stung by US warship gaffe
The authorities in Moscow have hastily removed posters congratulating Russian war veterans which mistakenly showed the American warship USS Missouri. The posters were taken down on Wednesday - just hours before Defender of the Motherland Day.

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Also...MSNBC: Russia's Red Army Day blunder, MOSNEWS: Russians Perplexed By Military Day Billboards Featuring US Battleship

WWII in Color: Soviet Union Military
A great collection of rare color photos from World War II.

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Putin to modernise army to help spur economy
Russia’s $770 billion economy earns more than 60% of its export revenue from oil and gas. Economic growth is expected to slow to about 6 percent a year in 2006 through 2008 from more than 7% a year in 2004 and 2003, finance minister Alexei Kudrin said on Feb. 9. Defence minister Sergei Ivanov said in May Russia will buy more arms than it sells this year for the first time in a decade. The country plans to spend 188 billion rubles ($6.8 billion) on weapons this year, compared with about $5 billion it earned from arms exports in each of three previous years.


Energy:

Design starts on Russian oil line to Pacific
The first stage of the project calls for construction of a 2,400-km oil pipeline from Taishet in Eastern Siberia to Skovorodino near the Chinese border and of a rail oil terminal at the Perevoznaya Bay at a cost of $7.9 billion. The second phase, depending on the development of Eastern Siberian oil fields, involves construction of the further link between Skovorodino and Perevoznaya on Russia's Pacific Coast.

China looks to import as much as 30 million tonnes/year of crude if a pipeline spur is built from Skovordino to Daqing, while supplies along the Skovorodino-Perevoznaya route would come to 50 million tonnes/year, with exports mostly aimed at Japan.

PUTIN IN BAKU: CHANGES IN AZERI-RUSSIAN ENERGY RELATIONS ON THE HORIZON
Second, January's "gas war" prompted by Gazprom's aggressive pricing policies appears to have revived interest in the currently frozen Trans-Caspian pipeline project that was strongly supported by the United States. The project's objective is to link Central Asia's vast gas reserves to the West while bypassing Russia. The plan was abandoned due to disagreements between the project's participants over the prices for Turkmen gas and quotas for Azerbaijan to use the pipeline's network. But now, with Brussels joining Washington in the determination to break Gazprom's monopoly on the deliveries of Central Asian fuel, the Caspian venture may finally get off the ground.

EUROPE HOPES TO REVIVE TRANS-CASPIAN ENERGY PIPELINES
The recent Russian-Ukrainian gas crisis that left many European states worried about their future gas supplies led the European Union to take drastic actions to diversify its energy supply routes. The EU views the Caspian region and trans-Caspian projects as one of the major components of Europe's diversification policy.


The 50th Anniversary of Khrushchev's "secret speech" at the 20th Party Congress:

Russia turns its back on the man who denounced Stalin
The only official commemoration is a tiny exhibition in the Historical Museum, featuring a few documents and memorabilia including Khrushchev’s embroidered Ukrainian shirt. Russian state television has cancelled a planned documentary on the subject, and a growing number of academics and journalists are portraying the “secret speech” as an act of revenge or a cynical ploy to avoid sharing blame for the bloodshed of previous decades.

Stalin, meanwhile, is enjoying a revival; several statues are planned in his honour and a museum is being opened next month in the city of Volgograd, previously named Stalingrad.

Stalin's light is shining bright in Mother Russia
In the past decade, 200 books and films about Stalin, some eulogies, have appeared. Polls show that 18 per cent of Russians believe he was their best leader since 1917, while almost 50 per cent view him in a positive or very positive light.

In May the first major museum dedicated to Stalin in half a century will be opened in Volgograd by his three grandsons. Among the exhibits will be telegrams from Stalin to Churchill, a model of the train he lived in after the 1917 revolution and his famous cap.

The man who stood up to Stalinism
But it is also a good time to ponder this question: What are we to think of a leader whose great deeds do not bring about the consequences intended? It is a question that all leaders - particularly Khrushchev's current heir, Vladimir Putin, who has tried to bring his nation into the 21st century by wielding the autocratic hand of a 19th-century czar - ought to consider whenever they set great projects in motion.

The speech that shook the world

The speech Russia wants to forget
It was a speech so shocking that even 50 years on, Nikolai Baibakov refuses point-blank to describe what he heard that day - a devastating attack on the man he worshipped above all others.

The retired Communist Party official, now 91, can reel off scores of statistics of industrial production and oil extraction in the 1950s.

But he tries every stratagem to avoid recalling the cataclysmic event to which he is one of the very few surviving witnesses.

It was the secret final session of the 20th party congress on 25 February 1956, at which the Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev demolished the reputation of his predecessor, Joseph Stalin.

Eventually, between gritted teeth, Baibakov concedes: "Maybe there were individual incidents of repression, but what Khrushchev denounced Stalin for, that never happened... Khrushchev just said those things to try and give himself more authority as a leader."


U.S./Euro-Russian Relations:

Russian Relations Under Scrutiny: U.S. Concerned About G-8 Talks With Putin as Host
"He's basically in the more critical camp," said one person familiar with the vice president's thinking, speaking on the condition of anonymity because of the sensitivity of the discussions. "You have this tension between the Putin lovers and the democracy lovers in the administration. And the president himself and Condi seem to be balancing between these forces."

Uhhh-huh.

Putin has rejected criticism from the West in tough terms, dismissing it as a Cold War mentality. "There are devoted Sovietologists who do not understand what is happening in our country, do not understand the changing world," Putin said at a news conference last month. "They deserve a very brief response: 'To hell with you.' "

Uhhh...yeah.

Russia's obvious lust for G8 status not shared by all club members
In the days before the meeting, though, some prominent voices were questioning whether Russia even belongs in the G8, as its nominal gross domestic product ranks 15th or 16th in the world and its government's values appear to be drifting away from those of the G7.

"Russia today is neither a democracy nor one of the world's leading economies, and I seriously question whether the G8 leaders should attend the St. Petersburg summit," U.S. Senator John McCain said during a speech in Munich.


Russian-Georgian Relations:

Lipstick and liberty
An amusing spectacle greets the traveller arriving at Tbilisi airport in the capital of former Soviet Georgia: citizens of the EU, the US and Canada are gaily waved through by passport officials, most of them women with heavy makeup and cheeky grins; but Russians flying in from Moscow are forced to join a miserable queue for visas outside a tiny office on the concourse.

In a calculated insult to their former comrades, the Georgians have printed the visa application forms in English and their own language. Most Russians do not speak English - and to the untutored eye, while beautiful to look at, Georgia's curling, hieroglyphic script is as incomprehensible as Arabic.

The lipsticked ladies in their kiosks are thus provided with an endless source of laughter as they contemplate the line of humiliated Russians grimacing and peering at their mysterious forms.

MOSCOW STUNG BY GEORGIAN RESOLUTION ON SOUTH OSSETIA
In that resolution's aftermath, Kremlin consultant Gleb Pavlovsky -- speaking on Gazprom-owned television -- implied that Georgian President Mikheil Saakashvili ought to be assassinated: "The cost of a single bullet being lower than the cost of war" (NTV, February 18). Other Russian state-controlled media aired provocative statements by Igor Giorgadze, the Moscow-based former Georgian state security chief suspected organizer of the 1995 assassination attempt that wounded then-president Eduard Shevardnadze.


Oh, those Russians:

Girl in Moscow Zoo Loses Finger Stroking “Cuddly” Leopard
A snow leopard in the Moscow Zoo bit a finger off a girl’s hand and ate it when she tried to pat the animal that she thought looked cuddly.

A19-year-old student, Elena, was walking in the zoo with her friend, Moskovsky Komsomolets daily reported on Sunday. Passing the big cats section, she was delighted to see the beautiful snow leopard, or ounce. The animal looked so peaceful that Elena decided to touch it through the cage, and showed her fingers through the grid.

New Zealand Vodka Ad Featuring Slavish Russian Wives Enrage Local Russian Women
According to the Stuff.Co.Nz website, the advertisement of Stil vodka made by 42 Below company said “let me tell you, those Russian women are awesome, they don’t care if you watch cricket on Valentine’s Day, hell they don’t even care if you’re short and fat. It’s almost too good to be true.” It also included an image of a blonde scrubbing a floor. The competition offers $8000 or a return trip to Moscow with spending money, to join a “find-a-bride” tour.


Etc.:

On Podiums and in Parties, Russia Is Red-Hot
For decades, Russian and Soviet Union athletes represented a cold, intimidating delegation at the Olympics. But in Turin, there has been a turnabout.

Here, it is hip to be Russian.

This just in: Russians throw great parties:

And the parties held at the place they call Russky Dom, for Russia House, are filled with Russian dignitaries, movie stars, directors and pop stars. The athletes come to party, too, including those who have won some of Russia's 16 medals in Turin. (That is sixth on the medals' list.)

"We have the best parties because we made Russia House look like our motherland," said Olga Yudkis, a spokeswoman for the Russian luxury clothing company Bosco di Ciliegi, which sponsors Russia House.

At those parties, which happen nightly, a Russian polka/rock band plays. Borscht is served from huge vats sitting on an outdoor fire. At several bars, vodka drinks are served, some with syrupy black currant juice, others with orange rinds that bartenders set afire before dropping them into a martini glass.

Mmmm...big vats of borscht.

Living with race hate in Russia
Interesting article about the problems that African students face while studying at Russian universities.

Larry Summers's Ghosts
After the World Bank job and before the Harvard presidency, Summers was a Clinton man. At the Treasury Department, he was America's architect of economic policy toward Russia, at a time when that nation was struggling to emerge from its Soviet past, and looking to us for guidance.

Summers used his position to sing the praises of the so-called "energetic young reformers" – a phrase Boris Yeltsin helped coin that these days is rarely spoken in Russian circles except as a sarcastic insult.

February 26, 2006

Most dangerous travel destinations for 2006

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Forbes has released its list of most dangerous travel destinations for 2006. Potential tourists, take note of the places you might want to avoid:

• Afghanistan
• Burundi
• Cote d'Ivoire
• Democratic Republic of the Congo
• Georgia
• Haiti
• Iraq
• Liberia
• Pakistan
• Papua New Guinea
• Russia (Chechnya)
• Somalia
• Sudan
• Zimbabwe

Damn, and I was totally going to hop on that Moscow-Grozny train next time I was in Russia.

Actually, one of my next destinations is on that list. When I visit Liz and Taline in Armenia, I'm going to take a quick run into Georgia for some khachapuri and shashlik. I have no idea when I'll be visiting Armenia, but hopefully it will be in the next year or year and a half. Granted, this is entirely dependent on my future employment status, etc., etc. but I'd really like to go to Armenia and Georgia (and all the "-stans" while I'm at it).

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That's one way to burn off the shashlik

February 25, 2006

Give in to The Desert... You’re Surrounded

Worst. Slogan. Ever.

I wonder how much money these marketing geniuses were paid to come up with this new "theme" to sell the Coachella Valley as a vacation destination to prospective tourists and trade groups.

Just as Las Vegas' "What Happens Here, Stays Here" strikes a chord with tourists who visit its casinos and nearby attractions like the Hoover Dam, the desert theme for the Coachella Valley - with its mountain overtone - appears to be equally creative, said Knapp, who has guided more than 200 brands, written two brand-strategy books and spoken about the significance of the name "Palm Springs" in branding the valley.

No, it's not creative - it's stupid. Las Vegas' "What Happens Here, Stays Here" theme is clever, especially when paired with their hilarious commercials that have been appearing on our local TV channels.

"We want travelers to think of this spot as a place where they can come to unwind from their busy, 'Ninety (miles an hour) To Nothing' pace," Beckelman said.

Branding expert Knapp said that "the key to a successful destination campaign is the delivery of a promise, a certain kind of experience. I think it's great all the cities are working together to collectively deliver this promise of relax, rejuvenate, renew."

Relax. Rejuvenate. Renew. HEY, maybe THAT (or some variation of) should have been the theme! It's better than "Give in to The Desert... You’re Surrounded", which makes me envision some bedraggled man stumbling through the desert terrain until he finally collapses due to dehydration and heat exhaustion. Either that, or it makes me feel like I'm surrounded by cops who are instructing me to put down my weapon (no real life experience in this, by the way).

I think people in the Coachella Valley tend to overestimate the allure of the name "Palm Springs." A majority of people I meet, unless they are from SoCal, have no idea where Palm Springs is:

"Where do you live?"

"Near Palm Springs, California."

(insert blank look on their face)

"It's uh, in Southern California...about two hours southeast of Los Angeles."

"Oh. Near the beach?"

"Um, no...I live in the middle of the desert."

"Oh."

"Yeah, it's pretty boring."

Palm Springs - world famous vacation destination? Hardly.

But then again, maybe I just dislike the theme because I despise everything about the Coachella Valley (The Desert: Just as boring as our theme!). OK, that's not exactly true...I do love the Mexican food.

Any non-CV residents out there actually like this theme?

February 20, 2006

This week in the Former Soviet Union: 02/13/06 - 02/19/06

I used to post a lot of articles about Russia and the FSU on this website, but my last "Headlines from Russia" post was from August 2004. Yikes. I guess I was a little "Russia-ed out" while doing my degree at LSE and didn't feel like spending much time posting on that topic when all of my reading and writing for my degree was on Russia (or other former Soviet countries). In an effort to keep up with news from Russia and other former Soviet republics, I will be reviving the "Headlines from the Former USSR" series in which I provide links to some interesting FSU-related news/websites/blogs/etc that I have found over the week.

Without further ado...

Energy:

Caucasus: Pipelines Bring Danger Along With Wealth
Will Azerbaijan fall victim to the "oil curse?" Has it already?

UKRGASENERGO: A NEW RUSSIAN-UKRAINIAN VENTURE TO DOMINATE UKRAINE'S GAS MARKET

but..

IS YUSHCHENKO BACKTRACKING ON THE NOTORIOUS GAS DEAL?
Aside from commercial terms, the most contentious issue in these agreements is the Gazprom offshoot RosUkrEnergo's involvement, which is now double: 1) exclusive supplier of Central Asian gas, and 2) parity owner with Naftohaz in the newly created UkrGazEnergo, on Ukraine's internal market, as exclusive supplier of gas to Ukraine's industry. Prime Minister Yuriy Yekhanurov, Fuel and Energy Minister Ivan Plachkov, and Naftohaz chairman Oleksiy Ivchenko have interchangeably claimed to be unconcerned by RosUkrEnergo's repute, or to have been pressured into accepting it as partner despite that repute, or even to be unaware of the identity of its real or nominal beneficiaries on the "Ukrainian" side. Yushchenko only asked Ukraine's Security Service to determine whether official Ukrainian structures were involved in RosUkrEnergo, and he professed to be content with the negative answer to his narrow query.

Caspian: Oil Reserves Will Last But Export Routes Urgently Needed
Moscow has been delaying vital decisions on expansion, which would benefit both Kazakhstan and Russia. It complains it has not been getting enough revenue from the running of the project and has demanded greater control over its decisions.

Despite earning some $645 million on taxes, along with the increase in new jobs, money spent on local infrastructure, and the benefit of providing an additional export route for Russian oil, Moscow's objections have thus far stalled the growth of Kazakh oil exports. Even since September -- when Russia's demands have been met by other shareholders -- Moscow has not changed its stance. And with the delay the costs of future expansion keep growing, MacDonald explains.

Moscow Uses Energy, G-8 To Restake Claim As World Power
Responding to calls to free up trade in natural gas -- Russia supplies a quarter of Europe's gas needs by pipeline -- Kudrin said Russia hoped to boost supplies of more easily traded liquefied natural gas (LNG).

"Taking into account the possibility of not only piping gas but also LNG, then here with joint efforts, efforts which can be turned into a concrete plan of action, we could considerably widen the scope of that market and make it global," he said.

Putin's Former Colleagues Make Up Today's Energy 'Team'
The two groups of men surrounding Putin -- the "siloviki" and the St. Petersburg's mayor's office group -- have become what one could call an informal "board of directors" of the new Russia. As such, they set the agenda for Russian energy policy and in fact control the country's vast energy resources. Their influence should not be underestimated.


Military:

Outrage Prompts New Effort To Root Out Hazing
The abuse of conscripts -- known in Russian as the "rule of grandfathers" ("dedovshchina") -- has become endemic in the Russian military as conditions in the armed forces have deteriorated over the last 10 years.

Poor morale, a shortage of qualified officers, low pay, and the demoralizing effects of a long and brutal war in Chechnya have all played their part.

Bolshoi Gorod has some illustrations of the various hazing techniques used in the Russian army:

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(Hat tip: Scraps of Moscow)

Kyrgyzstan: Russian, U.S. Military Bases On Opposite Tracks and Kyrgyzstan Reportedly Wins Massive Rent Hike For U.S. Base (from $2 million per year to $200 million per year?)

Download free Soviet/Russian military songs here and here
I have a large collection of Russian Red Army Choir MP3s that I would like to post on my site, but first I have to do a bit of research into the legality of doing so.


Etc:

KREMLIN CALLS ON COMPATRIOTS TO COME BACK TO MOTHER RUSSIA
The Kremlin has set up a commission charged with encouraging the denizens of the former Soviet republics to migrate to Russia. Although Russia is experiencing a severe demographic crisis and needs migrants to sustain its economic development, the government's ambitious repatriation plan appears to be a PR move rather than a viable policy, analysts say.

Chechens Plead Not Guilty at Forbes Russia Editor Klebnikov Murder Trial
Klebnikov was an LSE-RPSS alum who was gunned down by unknown assailants in Moscow in July 2004.

Bush Administration cuts "democracy assistance" funds for Russia
"To be precise, next year the Bush administration plans to cut "democracy assistance" to Russia -- money authorized by the 1992 Freedom Support Act -- to $31.6 million from $44.2 million. That's money that gets spent on support for human rights and other independent organizations, as well as training for journalists and election monitors. Other cuts, in a wide range of academic and professional exchange programs, will reduce the amount spent on public diplomacy in Russia even further. The changes in Russia are mirrored in other ex-Soviet countries: Overall, the Freedom Support Act funding will drop significantly next year, resulting in less money for democracy promotion as well as health and education across the region. And -- rubbing salt in the wound -- Voice of America will stop radio broadcasting in Russian and a half-dozen Balkan languages too."

Weir causes stir with Soviet jacket
Johnny Weir, winner of three consecutive U.S. figure skating titles, was sporting a throwback warmup jacket from the old Soviet Union after his Olympic practice session Thursday.

"CCCP,'' the Russian acronym for the Soviet Union, was lettered across the chest of the red, zippered jacket. On the left sleeve of the jersey he wore in practice, "Johnny" was spelled out in Russian letters.

Note to self: Do not let the press see these photos.


Oh, those Russians (and Latvians):

Russian Farmers Feed Cows with Chocolate to Sweeten Milk
I know, random article...but I loved the photoshopped pic that accompanied the article:

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Video of some Latvian teens (Dvinsk Clan) doing some crazy gymnastics around their neighborhood. I wish I could do this, but I'd definitely end up in the emergency room...

February 19, 2006

Good Mexican food in D.C.: Tacos Pepito's Bakery

Those of you who followed my adventures in London might recall how I constantly bemoaned the lack of decent Mexican food in the British Isles. A similar - although much less severe - problem plagues the city of Washington, D.C. If you were to ask most D.C. residents where you could have some great Mexican food in this city, they would most likely recommend Lauriol Plaza. I really have no idea why people think Lauriol Plaza has great food - it's overpriced and definitely unworthy of its claim to be the "best Mexican food in D.C." I think it receives so much praise because everyone drinks too many margaritas while they are waiting an hour for their table, and when it actually comes time to eat, they are so drunk and hungry that they don't realize how mediocre the food really is.

Fortunately, I have found a solution to my cravings for Mexican food in this Mexican cuisine wasteland: Tacos Pepito's Bakery. Tacos Pepito's has two locations - one in Gaithersburg, MD and one that is ONLY ONE MILE AWAY FROM MY HOUSE. And the best part? Free delivery for orders over $10. Yes, that's right...great (not to mention cheap) Mexican food delivered straight to your door (which is nice when it's 10 degrees outside). My roommate Mike and I decided that Saturday evening would be the perfect time to try out Pepito's, which we first learned of through a menu that had been placed in our mailbox. It was a hard decision, but I finally opted for a steak burrito, while Mike went for the flautas and carnitas taco. After our first initial bites, we declared Pepito's a place that, unlike Lauriol Plaza, would be worthy of claiming the title "best Mexican food in D.C." I'm not going to write some long post describing the flavors and textures of the food, but it did remind me of many take-aways/restaurants that you would find in California (Remember, California is the standard from which all others deviate, therefore Mexican food in California = amazing). One thing is for certain: this house will definitely be a frequent customer of Pepito's.

The details:

1762 Columbia Rd. NW
Washington, D.C. 20009

(202) 232-7121

The menu

There seem to be a ton of Mexican restaurants in Columbia Heights (there is a large Hispanic population in this neighborhood), so I'm sure we will be sampling all of them. And yes, if any of them are praise worthy, I will spread the word via lindsayfincher.com.

February 15, 2006

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock / Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock

They offered me the office, offered me the shop
They said I better take anything they got
Do you wanna make tea at the BBC?
Do you wanna be, do really wanna be a cop?

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

I hate the army and I hate the RAF
I don’t wanna go fighting in the tropical heat
I hate the civil service rules
And I won’t open letter bombs for you

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

Bus driver!
Ambulance man!
Ticket inspector!

They’re gonna have to introduce conscription
They’re gonna have to take away my prescription
If they wanna get me making toys
If they wanna get me, well I got not choice

Career opportunities are the ones that never knock
Every job they offer you is to keep out the dock
Career opportunities, the ones that never knock

Careers
Careers
Careers
Ain’t a-never gonna knock

I swear, The Clash has a song for every occasion.

I know I've been pretty lax about updating this, but I feel like I just don't have anything to write about. I've applied for a bunch of jobs but so far nothing - zilch, nada, nichivo. It's rather frustrating. In the meantime, I signed up with a temp agency and have done a few jobs for them, although not nearly as much as I'd like to be doing. Yesterday, I worked at a worker's rights organizations, stuffing envelopes for 7 hours. It sounds kinda boring, but I actually enjoyed it. Basically, they were paying myself and three other temps $13 an hour to watch TV while we mindlessly performed a repetitive "stuff donor form-moisten envelope-affix stamp" action several thousand times. We initially started out on CNN, but tired of hearing about Dick Cheney mistaking his friend for a quail (totally understandable - happens to me all the time) so we switched to the Food Network, where we were introduced to this wonderful "healthy" cookie recipe that substituted applesauce for butter. Brilliant. Not that I ever cook or bake, but still, brilliant. We then switched the channel to E! entertainment television and watched "101 Juiciest Hollywood Hookups." In case you're wondering, the #1 couple was Jennifer Lopez & Ben Affleck. I'm not sure I agree with that - what about Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt? Personally, I think they are more deserving of the #1 spot, but then again, there's a reason that I'm stuffing envelopes rather than serving as an analyst for E!.

Other than that, not much going on here. The house we moved into is coming together quite nicely. My room is incredibly huge, mostly due to the fact that I don't have much furniture, but still, even with my bed and dresser, etc in there, I have enough room to host a game of floor hockey. Or, better yet, I'm thinking of throwing up some garish decorations, buying cheap speakers to blast cheesy techno music, and charging newly arrived interns a lot of cash to enter my "club." God, I would make so much money off those kids.

Oh yeah, it snowed here on Saturday. I love snow. It's probably because I'm from California and always associate snow with getting days off of school rather than shoveling sidewalks and digging cars out of the snow.

I promise I'll have some more updates soon. I have to write about how much I hate IKEA and the DC metro system, so come back soon for those oh-so-exciting posts.

Also, anyone know of any job openings?

February 01, 2006

Washington, D.C., It's paradise to me!

It's not because it is the grand old seat
Of precious freedom and democracy

If you've never heard that song by Magnetic Fields, you're totally missing out..

...well, not really.

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America, why won't you let us participate in your democracy?

Laura, Mike, and I just signed a lease for a sweet townhouse in Columbia Heights, which is in the NW quadrant of the city. It's one of those "up and coming/transitional" neighborhoods, which is D.C.-speak for "You ain't living in Georgetown, kid, but the crime rate's lower than Anacostia." Cool, so now I'm going to be some trendy "gentrifier" who CANNOT wait to fill my room with whacked out Ikea furniture and linens from Bed, Bath & Beyond. I'm moving there on Saturday...hopefully PEPCO got the notice to turn the power on...and the Comcast guy is coming on Monday to install cable internet, which is more important to me than, well, both water and heat.

Here are some interestings facts about my new neighborhood. They're from Wikipedia, so I can't guarantee their validity due to the possibility that the page was edited by Congressional staffers with too much time on their hands:

- Columbia Heights was the first location of my alma mater, George Washington University, before it moved to Foggy Bottom in 1884 and subsequently took over the entire neighborhood.

- Meridian Hill Park, which is also called "Malcolm X Park" has a statue of Joan of Arc.

- After the riots of 1968, the neighborhood was rather economically depressed...but then a new metro stop on the green line opened, and everything is cool now.

- We have a HUGE grocery store.

- DC USA, a major commercial project, will open in 2008. Featuring a Target, Best Buy, and Bed, Bath & Beyond, it's a small slice of suburban heaven for all of us city-dwellers.

- Apparently there are very good, authentic tacos in this neighborhood, so we don't have to put up with the mediocre "Mexican" food at Lauriol Plaza.


In other news, GREAT State of the Union address last night, eh? "Human-animal hybrids"? CLASSIC!

In case you didn't see it, here's a quick recap:

"Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States!"

CLAP CLAP CLAP!

"Obligatory mention of Coretta Scott King...OMG I am SO humbled to be here...we are STRONG...FREEDOM...FREEDOM...EVIL...ENEMIES...IRAQ...IRAN...DEMOCRACY IN EGYPT AND SAUDI ARABIA (LoLz!)...FREEDOM...AIDS...TERRA...I wanna, I wanna tap your phones!...TAXES...Deficits, WHAT?....insert stupid joke about my dad and Bill Clinton...NEWSFLASH: AMERICA IS ADDICTED TO OIL FROM THE MIDDLE EAST (Whoa, did someone replace Bush's copy of "Chicken Run" with "Syriana"? Or did he just get the memo that Iraq's oil infrastructure, like, totally sucks?)...HYBRIDS...CARS THAT RUN ON FRENCH FRY GREASE...AND SWITCH GRASS...AND WOODCHIPS...EDUCATION...JUST SAY NO TO CLONING...my wife LOVES kids...FREEDOM...FREEDON...FREEDOM...GOD BLESS AMERICA!"

CLAP CLAP CLAP!

Bush's speech was followed by the Democratic response, which was given by Virginia governor Tim Kaine. Quite frankly, it was hard to follow because I was totally distracted by Kaine's bouncing eyebrows, but I'll do my best to summarize:

"HI! I'm Tim Kaine, the governor of the COMMONWEALTH of Virginia...I have to mention this, because most of you have no idea who I am...and really, why should you? I know you wanted to see Obama, but tough, the DNC asked ME, a governor from a state which most of you could care less about, to do this, so here we go...Coretta Scott King...VIRGINIA...Did I mention that Virgina, the COMMONWEALTH of which I am governor, is just totally AWESOME?...TAXES...BUDGET...Hey, guess what? In Virgina, the COMMONWEALTH (not a state, not a state!) of which I am governor, we BALANCED our budget. True. Oh yeah, our EDUCATION over here in Virginia, is GREAT...in case any of you families want to move out here. In VIRGINA, WE have health insurance for TONS of KIDS. Did you know that the Pentagon is in VIRGINIA?! I bet most of you think it's in D.C...NOPE, IT'S VIRGINIA'S!..We provide assistance to OUR vets in VIRGINIA...VIRGINIA, VIRGINIA...GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (ESPECIALLY THE COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA)!"

The TV networks should have just replaced Tim Kaine's speech with a commercial from the Virgina board of tourism. I'm surprised he wasn't wearing one of those godawful "Virgina is for Lovers" t-shirts.

Thank God the State of the Union is only once per year...and thank God "LOST" is on tonight...

Required Reading

Comrades:

Biscuits with Honey
Cindy
Csaba's Flickr
Defined by Location
Dude, Where's the Beach?
EJ Takes Life
fabulous just fabulous
incredibly true misadventures of the gypsy & the jew
Kim's work blog
The Lonely Eater
Monsoon
My Life in Sin City
News to Hughes
Nick
Notes On The Day
The Cincysundevil Made Me Do It
Will’s Title is Too Long
With an "S"

Russia & the former USSR:

The Accidental Russophile
Baku News
Chernobyl and Eastern Europe
Chernobyl Children's Project International
Copydude
English Russia
Goodbye Baby Lenin
Johnson's Russia List
Kaukasus
Notes from Україна
The Oil and The Glory
Registan
Robert Amsterdam
RusEnergy
Russian Oil & Gas
Russian Pipeliners
Scraps of Moscow
Sean's Russia Blog
Siberian Light
Vilhelm Konnander
Vladimir Vladimirovich™
White Sun of the Desert

Energy:

Alexander's Oil and Gas Connections
California Energy Blog
Environmental Economics
The Oil Drum
R-Squared Energy Blog
This Week in Petroleum
The Watt
WSJ Energy Roundup

Washington DC:

DC Blogs
DCist
Metroblogging DC
The Heights they are a changin'
why.i.hate.dc

Politics:

Cato @ Liberty
Democracy in America
Free Exchange
get your war on
Political Cartoons
Wonkette

Sports:

6-4-2
7.62x54r
All Climbing
Baseball Musings
Chronicles of the Lads
Confessions of a Novice Surfer
Daily Bread
Halos Heaven
League of Angels
On Frozen Blog
Pearly Gates
Surfrider Foundation
WannaSurf
Your Daily Donkey

Middle East:

american short-timer
Back to Iraq
The Calm Before the Sand
Dan in the Desert
Kevin Sites in the Hot Zone
Michael Yon in Iraq

London:

An American in London
Evening Standard Headlines
Going Underground
Londonist

Travel:

Belly Button Window
blogjam
BootsnAll Travel Network
Gadling
Gridskipper
Knife Tricks
Stuck in Customs

Etc.:

best of craigslist
Daily Puppy
Freakonomics Blog
Google Maps Mania
Google Sightseeing
The Great Taco Hunt
Operation Eden
Passive Aggressive Notes
PostSecret
Waiter Rant
Wellington Grey
Wikipedia

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